by Mr. Gravy 46&2 May 2, 2011
I wanted to smoke before having sexual relations but she had to get up early. The Professional satified both of our needs.
by Mrk T December 6, 2007
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by JMAN2424 March 29, 2010
One who drinks excessive amounts of alcohol, way beyond any alcoholic.
A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.
A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.
One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
A person who drink more than $100 dollars of alcohol a night by oneself at the clubhouse (By the way, its BYOB).
One who sees a keg as not enough to suffice, instead they order, directly from the brewery, 55 gallon drums at a time.
A man who drinks so much, it would seem that he has a fucking federal grant for drinking.
One who plays beer pong as a sport with strippers consistently, I know you wanna hit me up.
We are NOT, alcoholics, we..and my hat is off, are professionals.
We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
We are professionals. We are so good at our sport that they might as well call us the mother fucking Yankees.
by Fred and Jonathan August 28, 2009
The act or instance of being super cute or "in charge". It is meant to be a compliment given from a guy to a girl when that girl looks as if she tried to look extra beautiful today. I.e. curling/straightening their hair or putting on different make-up.
Excuse me, Miss, I was wondering where I could apply for a job here.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.
-I don't work here
oh, I'm sorry, you were just sitting there looking so professional.
by Daniel Tiger September 6, 2014
Anglo-saxon person paid top salary possible for a job regardless of their skill, and/or person employed by one or more anglo-saxons in that fashion.
"I am a professional"
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".
"No, you're a lackey of the military industrial complex and nothing but a footstool in life".
by The Bogotan General and Mary March 13, 2010