The polite version of the more common term “What the fuck”.
Additional info: “Pardon” itself can be used instead of just asking “what”.
Additional info: “Pardon” itself can be used instead of just asking “what”.
Josh: Hey man, look at my poop stain on my chair.
Jacob: Pardon the fuck?
Josh: Wow, you‘re so polite.
Jacob: Yes, I indeed am.
Jacob: Pardon the fuck?
Josh: Wow, you‘re so polite.
Jacob: Yes, I indeed am.
by ShiddedMyPants November 10, 2018
Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.
by Garrett March 26, 2003
A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).
Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...
by AuWhiNker April 8, 2021
A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.
At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.
by SeenNotHeard July 17, 2015
When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
by Ringo1121 June 9, 2018