A 'polite' term for the male or female anus. See puckered rosebud
I say! You! You Hugh! Hugh Grant, you're a bit of a, that is if you don't mind my observing, if it's not too much trouble etc you're something of a fundamental orifice you old stick you!
by Mark November 25, 2003
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If you need to look it up, you are either infected, or you are a script kiddie, in which you should die.
by SeJota July 2, 2004
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1. The mouth, particularly that of one performing fellatio or oral intercourse. Coined circa 1998 due to President Bill Clinton's White House antics with Monica Lewinsky.

2. A joke name given to the office of POTUS (President of the United States) in the White House, during and after the Lewinsky scandal rocked the Clinton Administration.
She's a world champion fellatrix. A gold medal oval orifice.

Clinton's turned the White House into the Oval Orifice.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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Basically, a woman’s asshole or anus may serve to be her third input, or tertiary orifice. A woman, being master of her own body, may deem whatever orifices she has to be primary, secondary or tertiary as she seems fit. For this definition, we have chosen the brown-eye.
Annabel was both eager and anxious for me to ram my wad into her tertiary orifice. Sod.”
by Slicematic August 13, 2021
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The female reproductive organ. See also quip or twat or stinkbox.
The bearded orifice appeared in my face. I threw a few bills on the stage and went off to unwind.
by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
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A good yet highly illegal way to get a monkey off your back.
These moderators be pissin me off at dis website so i loaded 'em with back orifice and sub7
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
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When one member of a couple assaults the other member's orifices, generally by tickling or poking in and around them. Illegal in forty-eight states and Puerto Rico, and ruled a war crime by the UN.
Every time he hears his girlfriend yell 'it's orifices time!', Andy dies a little inside
by nsaucdiv151 April 23, 2011
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