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Oooh! Shongpaii 

The pronunciation used to say "WHO FARTED!" In Chinese. Can be used in most situations involving the release of smelly gases from someone's anus. Often used in the presence of non-Asians.
*Tom walks into room
Tom: "Oooh! Shongpaii!"
*Snicker from asian down the back
Martin: what in da hell you on about boy?
*somebody turns on the air conditioner and opens windows
Tom: mate, hold it in next time
*Tom leaves room
When u see a person from far and are interested but when u get close see that they are ugly as hell
That girl was an oooh-naw. Man when first looked I was like oooh but when she got close I was like naw, hell naw. She was an ooohnaw. The one u dont wanna fuck with.
oooh-naw by saraleebaker June 15, 2015

Oooh carne 

A Mexican way of saying oooh roasted
Black person: your so bright I got blind
White person: you look like a overcooked brownie

Mexican person: oooh carne
Oooh carne by Fireguy47 June 18, 2017

Oooh booty 

When you see a girl crouching down and u slap that ass but the girl is actually and oversized man with a dick bigger than the rocks whole body
Guy1: oooooh booty
Guy2: I wouldn’t do that if I were u
Guy1: fuck you
Guy1: *spanks her and dry humps her

Girl turns around and is an under cover 13 year old working with the FBI and Guy1 gets arrested
Oooh booty by Johnny 6.9 October 7, 2019

oooh dream 

When your being hunted
GEORGE:OOOOOH DREAM!
oooh dream by Nxnsnsndndn December 9, 2020

fit of oooh 

The feeling that overwhelms people, particularly men, when they see something that looks "time saving" (the coffee perculator) ; "interesting" (any ammount of crap, typically film memorabillia); the sort of thing that will complete their life (e.g The Star Wars 15th Box set, Directors Cut with extra deleted scenes (why? if they were any good they wouldn't have been deleted)); or something from their childhood (e.g a transformer that they didn't buy aged 5, which they now have a disposable income for (damn you ebay))
Trevor hated ebay but couldn't help him self. Everypage was a fit of oooh
fit of oooh by Waster October 26, 2005