Laps

To do laps is to fuck up in the most fucked up way

You’re doing laps bro (you’re fucking up bro)

by Funky but chunky August 27, 2019

That's a lap

Whenever someone does something or says something out of pocket

"You're still sleeping with your ex after you said you were done with him? That's a lap."

by $G-Money a take yo b*****$ January 14, 2021

Lapping

Describes the state of mind when high or stoned;
the feeling you get when you are high, where it feels like you are repeating things. Originating in Eastern Missouri and is still a rare word to hear.

11:14:50)I was lapping last night, and now I don't even know what I did last night, do you remember...

11:15:10)I was lapping last night, and now....dude did I just say this??

by Matt_T_Brown June 24, 2008

LAP

L.A.P means "Lesbian and proud!"

That gals a LAP!...........

by Ta$ January 23, 2006

lap it

To sit on another person's lap during a car ride, boat ride, plane ride, etc.

I had to lap it in Jimmy's car all the way from California to Texas.

by MJ Gonzales April 29, 2008

running laps

When you are reading a manga/manhwa or watching an anime and something cute or hot happens, then you need to get away from ur phone/pc for a bit to process what just happened, so u run laps (probably around ur house)

"Did u saw that kiss from banana fish ?"
"Yeah that shit got me running laps around my house 🏃🏽 ♂️💨"

by camidee December 11, 2020

lap quilting

spanking in a pattern

Debbie had a craving for lap quilting

by manshark November 24, 2014