weapon of math instruction

The quadratic equation, as defined by a t-shirt from Cal-Poly.

Crazy J got a "weapon of math instruction" t-shirt from a former student who now attends Cal Poly.

by rojo April 22, 2004

Plant II Instruction Manual

A detailed instruction and guide for various operations at Plant II. Its intent is to apply LEAN manufacturing concepts and initiatives. While never used, this document consumed hundreds of hours of preparation time. It's true benefit to cost ratio still remains unknown.

"Hey Aaron, let's go to Plant II and see how things are going with the Plant II instruction manual." "Sounds good Carl, but before we go check that out let's go get some breakfast at McDonald's and see who we can catch cheating on their 10 minute break by going to the gas station for coffee."

by Digital Dan September 11, 2012

Airplane instruction videos from the 80's

The best Anime of all time.

Dude 1: Hey dude can you recommend any good Anime shows?

Dude 2: Airplane instruction videos from the 80's. The ending destroyed my soul.

by Internet meme professor December 20, 2016

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Instructions

Which tales me to my next point which is: That is another way in which you try to control what this is about. And Sam Sedar brought this up the other day actually.

Hym "They try to insist that this is about me giving instructions behind their back... So they can ignore the fact that school shootings WENT DOWN FOR YEARS after I did what I did. And case of the ones that DID occur, you refuse to confirm or deny the presence of the targeted harassment that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. Affectionately labeled 'Weaponized schizophrenia'. And the political RIGHT didn't do shit about it other than blame the nebulous crazies and the left. And the LEFT didn't do shit about it other than blame the guns. They didn't actually do shit about the guns. And they didn't pass any nebulous crazy laws. But THEY DID GO DOWN NONE THE LESS...

And there is at least one stop that can be solely attributed to me. Rumblings in the zeitgeist about a group chat that, if leaked, would screw everybody. It looks to me like someone wants me to be a patsy. The school shootings went DOWN... But the claim is that it would have went MORE DOWN if not for me even though THEY didn't do anything different between when it was high and whatever it is NOW and they are both being super evasive (to the point of a cover up) actively doing the weaponized schizophrenia TO ME and it's cus I'm giving fucking iNsTrUcTiOnS! OoOoOoOoO! I mean, come on. You are perfectly fine with the instructions when the work for you."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Following my instructions

That is not the problem here. When one of the school shooters (I can't remember if it was Uvalde or one of the other one) has a recording of himself saying that he is going to shoot up a school... And the FBI shows up and is UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING... HOW does THAT happen? Well, was the footage ILLEGALLY OBTAINED? I BET IT WAS!

Hym "And I TOLD YOU... Explicitly... NOT TO DO THAT. I said 'ENTRAPMENT.' I said 'OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.' I said 'HINDER THE ABILITY OF THE ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS TO DO THEIR JOB.' So YOU illegally surveil the future school shooter... And PROVOKE him into saying something... The FBI shows up... The are UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE ILLEGALLY OBTAINED EVIDENCE IS USELESS. And then AFTER THE FBI I LEAVES... You CONTINUED TO STALK AND HARASS THE GUY UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DID THE THING HE SAID HE WOULD DO. THAT IS YOUR FAULT. That is a you NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS problem. If I had known that that was happening... BEFORE THE SCHOOL SHOOTING... I WOULD HAVE AND DID TOLD YOU TO STOP. But you wanted to use YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED BRAIN... INSTEAD OF MY SCHOOL SHOOTING STOPPING, AI CREATING, GENIUS BRAIN. And you CONTINUED TO PROVOKE THE GUY until he did it. You LIKELY INSTRUCTED PEOPLE TO DO THAT... And how did that work for everyone? And I told YOU... NOT TO DO THAT. And now YOU... Are trying to scapegoat ME. You tried to small brain a BIG BRAIN problem because you were being uppity about child safety and trying to operate above your pay-grade instead of letting the professionals do their jobs."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2025

Special Instructions

The random, ridiculous, and/or insanely stupid instructions you give to the pizza guy before you complete your pizza order when you're ordering pizza online on say, the Pizza Hut website, or the Domino's website. May vary from cutting the pizza into different shapes to forcing the pizza guy to wear goofy clothes and/or do goofy actions to requesting art on or inside the box to having a different pizza person to deliver the pizza for them!

Special Instructions: Cut the pizza into squares and write "Didja really think you would expect a pizza cut in triangles...? >;)" inside the box. And don't forget to wear your socks on your hands when delivering the pizza!
Pizza Guy: Wat 0_0

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 27, 2018