The particularly hairy, sweaty, and easily entanglible part of the male anatomy in between the "scrotum" and "anus"
"dude, look at my gouch. its so FUCKIN hairy"
"sweeeettt. can i sniff it?"
"....i thought youd never ask"
"sweeeettt. can i sniff it?"
"....i thought youd never ask"
by hemer February 19, 2009
by Kingy_Mullet February 14, 2008
by Mattie-n-DonnysMama April 3, 2009
This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle
by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014
by High bitch November 26, 2019
Gouch Goo - t ch; A mythical creature that must be respected. Often regarded as "The working-mans Unicorn" or "That piece of skin between your ball-sack and your anus"
"John said he seen his Gouch last night, but i just KNOW he's lying...everybody knows that theres no such thing as Gouch... -_-"
by gouch man aka lou May 27, 2008