Noun: The George Washington University's volunteer-based Emergency Medical Response Group. Used mainly to escort inebriated students to The George Washington University Hospital.
Verb: to be taken to the University Hospital, a la EMeRG.
Verb: to be taken to the University Hospital, a la EMeRG.
"I'm a volunteer for EMeRG."
"You were so drunk last night I thought I was going to have you EMeRG-ed."
"Tim had to be EMeRG-ed when he was found passed out on the floor of his girlfriend's dorm in Thurston wearing her bra and panties. He was also covered in lipstick and reeked of vodka."
"The Class of 2010 has had the highest number of students to be EMeRG-ed in the University's history."
"Shit, it's EMeRG! Alright guys, party's over! See you guys next week at Lindsay's quad."
"I saw some girl getting EMeRG-ed last night when coming back from Gelman. It was awesome."
"You were so drunk last night I thought I was going to have you EMeRG-ed."
"Tim had to be EMeRG-ed when he was found passed out on the floor of his girlfriend's dorm in Thurston wearing her bra and panties. He was also covered in lipstick and reeked of vodka."
"The Class of 2010 has had the highest number of students to be EMeRG-ed in the University's history."
"Shit, it's EMeRG! Alright guys, party's over! See you guys next week at Lindsay's quad."
"I saw some girl getting EMeRG-ed last night when coming back from Gelman. It was awesome."
by Hitori_ryuu February 08, 2007
Get the EMeRGmug. Its urgent and an emergency. It can be used interchangeably with the word urgently. If urgently doesn't come to mind, EMERGENTLY is the word to use!
by the so called blond chick August 22, 2011
Get the emergentlymug. 
minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching
"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."
by BGbeemer March 13, 2010
Get the emergency screenmug. When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.
Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.
by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009
Get the Emergency Landingmug. Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.
My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!
by preteentommy December 01, 2013
Get the emergency weedmug. the best podcast on the planet. enya umanzor and drew phillips make penis jokes and tell ky to shut up. drew is undeniably a straight alpha male.
by whatwouldyoudoifwhenyouokayso July 11, 2022
Get the emergency intercommug.