A term which basically means sex. To get doob is to partake in sexual activity with someone. Doob can also be used to refer to the person your currently having sex with.
Did you get doob last night? Fuck yeah, so much doob!

She's my doob.
by nswsouthcoast April 13, 2011
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Word used to describe someone who's done something very dumb. Similar to "idiot" "ass" or "jerk," but still being dumb at the same time. Used mostly as adjective but can be a verb.
Wow, he's such a doob, he stood her up at the movies.

He really doobed it up at the party last night, I doubt she'll talk to him tomorrow.

You're a doob.
by truth6580 May 30, 2011
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A loser who is abused by his chain smoking mom. His mom is also usually a skank. But he is one big and strong mother fucker.
Yo where is doobs? Oh his mom made him buy a pack of smoked for her.
by Jake_noble June 4, 2020
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Derived from the slang word "noob"

The word "noob" is often a common insult used amongst gamers and is used by those who are.. for instance a "higher level" in a game than the person whom they are insulting.
Originally noob (or newbie) was thought to translate as "inexperienced low-level player".

Like its predecessor, doob is also often used as an insult amongst gamers with the exception of noob also insulting ones IQ and means "Dumb (ignorant. mentally challenged) noob"
The word also slightly resembles a mindless human with large ears and a blank expression, occasionally containing what appears to be a nose.

Originally doob was intended to be a mockery of the word "noob" as more of an insult to the path in which modern slang words are leading current and future generations.
That doob got O.ownd!!
That dO.ob got O.ownd!!
by Gary Freney July 21, 2006
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a compound insult. the melding of the terms douche and noob to produce, doob. simply, a douche noob.
you are such a fucking doob cabel.

what does that mean mike? is that like a douche noob?
by swimfromKOREA January 6, 2009
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Someone who doesn't know anything about marijuana; usually a buzz killer
Guy: I'm gonna go light up a roach.
Doob:Why would you want to smoke a bug?
Guy: Your such a doob.
by BubeTube May 31, 2011
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A insult made for people that are slower than a herd of turtles running through peanut butter.
"Wow, you can be such a doob sometimes!"
by lacrosse70 July 25, 2005
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