When you stick two vibrators in mint jelly, and stick them both up vagina at the same time while she gives you a foot job.
Eddie: Im glad you broke up with that bitch, did you cross eyed rattle snake her?
Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
Josh: No she had a tight ass pussy and couldn't fit it not to mention she was retarted.
by Mr. Fudgy Pudgy March 31, 2012
Act of a woman placing her breasts around a man's penis while he thrusts, usually pressing against the woman's chest. It gets it's name from the fact that, during the act, the woman's nipples point towards each other and the sensation for the man is similar to rubbing up against a teddy bear/pillow/etc.
I asked the girl for a cross-eyed teddy bear, when she looked at me confused, I told her I'd fuck her tits.
by ISwareAlanisSangIt January 10, 2014
by Brithefriguy November 24, 2018
A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.
Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.
by Plowmandan February 16, 2017
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