When you've just bumped uglies with a chick and she elevates her nether regions so she can mix her eggs with your man-creme.
by Gummy89 January 22, 2016
The act of sealing someone’s lips shut with hunk spunk, causing them to resemble an Oreo.
An off brand imitation Oreo
An off brand imitation Oreo
Last night I gave a girl a creme between, and had to get a crowbar to reopen her mouth.
I’m fucked up in the crip sipping Dr. Perky and eating creme betweens.
I’m fucked up in the crip sipping Dr. Perky and eating creme betweens.
by Skyrimjob September 1, 2020
1. Tasty dessert
2. French's most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.
2. French's most remarkable example regarding the parthenogenesis phenomenon of accents in common words.
Creme brulee situation.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.
Guy#1 (American) - do you guys write "créme brulée" or "creme brulée"?
Guy#2 (French) - crème brûlée.
Guy#1 - Holy crap they're multiplying.
by Neila July 12, 2007
A rag somebody keeps under their bed. They use this to cum on. When it is crispy and hard you take it and slap your friend in the face when he is sleeping.
by PICcip November 12, 2010
Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.
My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.
by UGotCunted161 July 17, 2019
guy: bro ima Christmas creme with my girlfriend tonight
guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with
guy: bro i wish i had someone to Christmas creme with
by cloud likes lots of crossiants December 16, 2021