Derek J had such bad soggy cones Erin was worried about income for the winter. She stated if he did not perk them up into shape she would not be able to get her third liposuctionprocedure.
Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right