A brown nose is a Sycophantic person who has their head so far up somebodys ass that they have a brown nose, hense the name.
by Andy S. All September 14, 2005
Where a female first takes a shit before sex and doesn't wipe (most likely will be used as a joke). If the female is then being eaten out while she is on her hands and knees, the male's nose will be covered in the woman's un-wipped shit.
Man: So, my wife brown nosed me the other day.
Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?
Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!
(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)
Man's Friend: Really? How'd it go?
Man: It SUCKED!! I don't know what possessed her to do that! It was disgusting!
(Man's friend laughs as he nonchalantly texts everyone he know's about it)
by Romayuri March 14, 2010
The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.
1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!
3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!
by Thoughtstipated November 11, 2006
some on who is trying to suck up to some one of a higher potision, it is also called bum or ass licking (not to be confused with rimming) and is used to achevie a promotion or high grades
by Skwiff December 11, 2010
by thebirachael November 7, 2008
when a penis of a man is in the anus of a woman he/she's dog sticks its nose up the anus of the man.
by will Harrington and Harrington December 28, 2009