asian

The people who make the porn where the guy moans more than the 7 or 8 girls surrounding him.

(Insert creative and funny asian example here)

by TrXta September 03, 2013

asian

1.a person born in Asia.
2. one of the most intelligent races.
3. the humble people
4. the one who says they aren't arrogant and actually turns out to be one of the most self centered people.
5. the real Asians that are born in Asia tend to add an "r" in every word of every sentence of every paragraph of every life story they attempt to say in English.
6.slanted eyes -.-
7. usually male Asians have small penises.

Person 1 : "zomg! did you hear Emma got 99% on her final score?!"

Person 2: "because she's Asian like that!"xD

by ohhaytheresunshinexo December 19, 2009

asian

smart people who are often pressured to get A+. legend has it that if you get A or A- you're gonna magically fall off a cliff.

Asian : I just got 99% on my test, i wont be seeing u tmrw
Girl : ok

by DaddyWong May 15, 2018

asian

a smart person who is good at everything and if they get a b on maths their parents whip them with a belt. You have never seen and dumb asian, trust me, and all asians are successful

person 1: wow congrats u got 99% of your test congrats!!!
asian: wtf i failed my parents are going to kill me! I FAILED MY MATHS TEST
person 1: wtf is wrong with you

by your mum is gae haha nou September 11, 2019

asian

People who cant see anything, smell like soy sauce and that shit out massive dim sims made from doggos

damn pass the asian juice fagg

by black asian boy November 05, 2018

asian

Oral sex on a booty. Tonguing the brown eyes. Eating booty like groceries. Attacking the crack with your mouth.

I am going to marry Tina cause that bitch gives the best Asian!

by Geechie Girl December 16, 2016

asian

People who can't drive, but otherwise do everything better than you... except staring contests, their eyes can't open.

I wish I were asian when it comes to math tests.

by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016