Alcoholic 

Someone who knows how to party

Dude that guys totally an alcoholic!
I Know I wanna party with him!

Alcoholic by floda reltil November 14, 2011

Alcoholic 

An attempt to turn a individual's death wish into a complex disease.

You're really not an alcoholic, you just want to have fun as you slowly commit suicide and you haven't figured out why.

Alcoholic by bushmeatburrito June 10, 2016

alcoholic 

John

John is an alcoholic

alcoholic by analvolcano April 11, 2010

alcoholic 

What people who don't know how to have a good time call those that do.

I'm not an alcoholic, I just know how to have a good time.

alcoholic by Nicko March 24, 2003

Alcoholic 

Someone who drinks before work aka the modern day pirate.

You're an alcoholic

Alcoholic by Master drunk 318 July 27, 2016

Alcoholic 

One who drinks after he repeatedly tells himself he will not.

Me: "Hey man, are you hitting up the bars tonight?"
Devin: "Nah man, I'm done drinking"
*Goes out 2 hours later*
Me: "You're an alcoholic"

Alcoholic by TaylorSwift222 November 11, 2016

alcoholic 

a label slapped onto people who know how to enjoy life and don't mind occasional bouts of blacking out, bedwetting, the clap and regrettable one-night stands, applied by people with sticks up there bums who have repressed every iota of pleasure and desire and are teetotalers for no other reason than they are TOO FUCKING SCARED that someone might find out how they're dying to fuck there sister.

ann called ginger an alcoholic after ginger ordered a second Absolut Hunk; meanwhile, ann sipped on her diet sprite and fantasized about piercing her clit.

alcoholic by Suzie BostonKreme June 5, 2003