Tumblr Down Syndrome

Tumblr Down Syndrome occurs when "edgy" teenage attention whores spend all their spare time on Tumblr.

Symptoms include:
1Feminazism
2Cutting ones own wrists in attempt to appear "edgy"
3Hating on cis white males
4Believing "cis" is an insult
5Writing shitty poetry

ie:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I want to kill myself.

6Listening to "obscure" bands such as mcr an 5sos
7Hating on one for having an opinion
8Creating cringey/cancerous fandoms
9Spewing bullshit via keyboard
10Pretending to be LGBT to appear "cooler"

Guy1: Hey ,You talk to that semi-gorgeous chick over there?
Guy2: Yeah, but it turns out she's got Tumblr Down Syndrome, you'll never get her.

Tumblr Down Syndrome by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016

tumblr red nose syndrome 

Tumblr red nose syndrome is a common trend on the art style of tumblr. It is when a nose is drawn with blush, like if they are blushing or have a cold. The thing is, they aren't blushing. And they are not sick. It is just considered part of a style, a very common one.

Mary: Oh hey that's a cute drawing!
Rose: Yeah, too bad it has tumblr red nose syndrome.

tumblr red nose syndrome by FeelingPunk February 22, 2017

science side of tumblr 

a small part of tumblr made up of intellectuals that doesn't spend their time obsessing over fandoms or bands and instead tries to keep themselves scientifically literate by reading scientific articles and wants every body to be educated and care about science.

The other part of tumblr occasionally asks the science side random questions that are more often than not ignored whitch leads to the other side of tumblr questioning if the science side exists at all.

"Science side of tumblr does mayo work as good lube?"

*science side rolls their eyes and continues to ponder about the universe and read a Carl Sagan quote*

science side of tumblr by Star Stuff February 23, 2014

so tumblr 

when something is looks sO good that you can't find any words other than tumblr

white girl seeing a sunset: "Omg this looks so tumblr! I need to take a picture of it!!"

so tumblr by ur local emo August 3, 2016

you're so tumblr 

something that a perky white bitch might say when she sees a picture that you took that's artsy/cute, or you might wear a cute outfit and she'll say you're super tumblr, the possibilites are endless, unfortunately

annoying white bitch: oh my god gurl you're so tumblr i can't even.

you're so tumblr by kitkatkattina June 29, 2016

Secondhand Tumblr

Tumblr posts that leak into other forms of social media, such as Facebook.

I don't have the tumblr app but there is a lot of secondhand tumblr on Facebook.

Secondhand Tumblr by Keiranthecandycane June 25, 2016

tumble sauce 

A clumsy somersault similar to the one Gene Wilder makes when he steps out in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. AKA a "kuleh".

Heshy squashed his Borsalino while making a tumble sauce.

tumble sauce by Chevreman November 19, 2017