The shitaki mushroom 

The shitaki mushroom Is the act of pushing shit out of your ass enough to look like a big mushroom. Then the participants go into the human centipede formation and crawl around the floor. Can be unlimited amount or people but no less then two. After centipeding, they then drag their ass on a carpet like dogs. After they take fungi and place it in the shit smear, then incubate the fungi in the shit to create magic shrooms.

Hey did you try those shrooms I made from Shitakiing!!! They made me trip balls!!!! I love the shitaki mushroom!!!

The shitaki mushroom by Jersey King September 30, 2020

The Red Mushroom 

Where you fuck a girl on her period and then she proceeds to suck the period blood off your dick

She gave a good the red mushroom

The Red Mushroom by anonymous February 11, 2022

The Wrong Mushroom

1. (Marijuana, Idiom - linguistically derived from the classical Japanese combined with pre-millennium American High School) : 1. - The wrong mushroom, not a strain unto itself, refers to any marijuana or pot strain which is noted for its high CBG and similar cannabis contents. The resulting effects were exhibited by Cheech and Chong, That 70s show, and which was alluded to of Francis in Season one of Malcolm in the Middle (2000).

1. {In the voice of Ray Romano Please kevin, tell me you didn't smoke or eat the wrong mushroom, or we might end up 'shrooming the shroom.

The Wrong Mushroom by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023

the kombucha mushroom people 

the kombucha mushroom people are little mushrooms that torment ski on a daily

"The kombucha mushroom people danced in the corner of ski's room today."

the kombucha mushroom people by skii_ November 24, 2023

The religion of Holy Mushroom

Holy Mushroom created earth, and grew out from the ground. He created Holy Tree, and Holy Mushroom created Holy Fish, because Holy Mushroom were half animal, half plant. The fish evolved to Holy Birb, and they created humans together.

The religion of Holy Mushroom is the only thing to have truth in

The religion of Holy Mushroom by theflying_egg September 18, 2020

mushin' the mud 

a slang term for anal sex

Do you think John is gay?
- Yea, i heard he's into mushin' the mud...

mushin' the mud by mudmusher247 April 22, 2011

mushy around the pussy 

when you are in bed trying to have sex but are unable to get a hard-on

boy 1: dude did you fuck her last night

boy 2: nah man i was mushy around the pussy

mushy around the pussy by jesusjuice1234 February 25, 2011