feeding the kitty 

Euphemism for vaginal penetration or insertion as in the act of sex/intercourse by all pleasurable means.

Has nothing to do with a real kitty cat unless it's your type of bestial fetish in which case you must seek psychological help immediately.

Feed the kitty and feed the beaver are also used.

Feeding the kitty is gonna take much more lube than I thought.

feeding the kitty by Frotheriffic March 15, 2008

pet the kitty, piss off the kitty 

The act of making someone happy just long enough to turn around and annoy them again, maintaining a balance that will keep the person around and under your thumb while still using and abusing them.

Her boss is playing pet the kitty, piss off the kitty with her, but she's catching on and about to walk out on his ass.

pet the kitty, piss off the kitty by wiccanferret October 28, 2008

Toss the kitty 

When a girl offers her vagina for sex on first date.

Yo, I went out with this girl last night for the first time. I thought it was just a meet and greet but she toss the kitty!

Toss the kitty by SteelCityMafia August 1, 2016

Tickle the Kitty 

To gently pat or tickle your cat with a pickle or finger tips.

During sex, I love to tickle the kitty!

Tickle the Kitty by Rusty Wheeler October 4, 2021

boom goes the kitty 

Boom goes the kitty is the act of putting your stupid old cat into a microwave and turning it on wait about 20-30 seconds and BOOM GOES THE KITTY! enjoy with a nice white wine and crackers.

That effin cat luigi shit on the floor again so i threw him in the old microwave and BOOM GOES THE KITTY!

boom goes the kitty by Panty Tramps September 14, 2011

lick the kitty 

To lick the kitty is to perform cunnilingus. The kitty is specifically the vagina.

It is usually used by girls who are afraid to say pussy or are trying to beat around the bush.

She said she wouldn't give me a BJ unless I lick the kitty first.

lick the kitty by PlugItIn June 24, 2015

spanking the kitty 

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

spanking the kitty by tonyfamous October 4, 2010