A big purple raisand thing that gets bullied by the avengers because he collects rocks and he wears a big glove with rocks glued to it
by HulkPoopedHisPants August 14, 2018
Get the Thanosmug. A purple prune that has a rock collection, has a cool glove, adopts random children after commiting genocide on their family, has a insurance company called 50%, and gets bullied by the avengers.
by not_space_rock21 July 24, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. by Anvils May 28, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. A gay raisin nigga with a gucci oven mit that threw his adopted grape off a cliff for his fucking rock collection
Alex: Can you pass me the grapes?
Me: I cant because ant-man fucked him in the ass and he fucking died.
RIP Thanos
Me: I cant because ant-man fucked him in the ass and he fucking died.
RIP Thanos
by 69420694206942069420 September 12, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. by FackAttac January 18, 2019
Get the Thanosmug. by Geja24 May 2, 2019
Get the thanosmug. A buff-ass purple motherfucking Rick Harrison floating through space in his space pawnshop dimension in an attempt to "balance" the universe by putting on a shiny fucking gloves with six gay rhinestones decorating it. He beats the shit out of lesser beings like Captain Fucking America, makes Spider-Man not feel so good, and single-handedly killed the Avengers that no one cared about. Thanos is a fucking Saint.
Person 1:"Yo, chief! I heard that buff-ass Thanos guy beat the shit out of every Avenger in Infinity War! He looks just like mothafuckin Rick Harrison!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea bro! I know, that big purple raisin guy kicks ass and by Jesus, he does look like he owns a fuckin' pawn shop."
Person 1: "I fuckin' told you, chief!"
Person 2: "Fuck yea bro! I know, that big purple raisin guy kicks ass and by Jesus, he does look like he owns a fuckin' pawn shop."
Person 1: "I fuckin' told you, chief!"
by chiefbeefqueef September 28, 2018
Get the Thanosmug.