Stonker

A person that tries to make money out of everything

Ed just seriously sold all his blankets, what a Stonker

by SUCCO69 April 7, 2020

Stonker

A feeling where you cringe at someone cringing. This can normally be due to an extraneous portrayed facial expression that doesn't relate to something being cringe at all.

"This dude is so cringe" (×_×)
"Just stop dude... you're a stonker"

by Sir Theodore December 1, 2020

Stonker

Cock

An look at that STONKER

by Dick sause Mc faggot May 12, 2019

Bonker Stonker

A headache or similar mental condition, caused by an exhausting late night sex session the night before.

I've got a major bonker stonker today and it's affecting my concentration at work - but it was worth it!

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019