Stonker

A person that tries to make money out of everything

Ed just seriously sold all his blankets, what a Stonker

by SUCCO69 April 7, 2020

Stonker

A feeling where you cringe at someone cringing. This can normally be due to an extraneous portrayed facial expression that doesn't relate to something being cringe at all.

"This dude is so cringe" (×_×)
"Just stop dude... you're a stonker"

by Sir Theodore December 1, 2020

stonker

A large packed joint

Thank fuck that days over, time for a fuckin stonker

by Big Kev Macd July 24, 2022

Stonkers

An older woman’s, or milfs, large, saggy, pendulous breasts.

I’m so turned on by that milfs pair of stonkers I’m going to have to use the bathroom to rub one out!!!

by milfchaser April 20, 2025