the act of taking a shit while a hot shower is running with the door closed; and having your intimate one walk in in disgust do to the foul smell.
"Hey Mike, where'd Melissa go?"
"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."
"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."
"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."
"Oh, she left after I gave her a steamy poophouse by accident."
"Oh, thats a bummer, I guess we won't be seeing much of her anymore."
"Yea, she was pretty horrified by my disgusting shit smell mixed in with the sweaty steam."
by Frank4 January 11, 2009

A Steamy Richard: taking a solid shit in a sock and microwaving it until steam flows from the pores. After finished microwaving, take the sock and slap a friend with it! this is a steamy richard!
by John Macekn October 16, 2006

by Steve Harmon August 09, 2006

A couple, can be more than two, performing sexual activities in a small area for an extreme period of time.
by slouchman July 18, 2009

A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).
by HansDude October 16, 2008

it is when a person expels a wet fart on someone's face resulting in a brown mustache that looks like wet chocolate
Oh man, what just happened to Tim he looks like he ate shit. He just got a steamy sanchez from Rob's dad.
by harry richard the third July 27, 2008

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows
by Mr Fox 91 March 09, 2020
