Salting the land

The destruction of a womens vagina due to having to much sex

Hey dude I am totally going to reck the girl.
Dude to late she has been salting the land for awhile
Damn on to the next chick

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Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.

Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.

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the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships

i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year

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Cumming in someone's hair. Can be done in many places including top of head, chest, leg, and anywhere there is hair.

Ex.

Person A: Dude, last night Lisandra let me Salt her fields
Person B: No way! Salting the Fields is the best!

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Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum

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When you cum in a girl’s mouth and the she spits it back onto your dick.

When she started salting the dog, I knew she was the one.

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Harboring ill feelings toward someone or something. “Toting”

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