Purell Hand Sanitizer 

You probably use this shit too much. You can never find some when you need some and one of your teachers will always have an almost empty bottle of it on their desk but they will never run out somehow.

"Hey man, it's flu season make sure you wash your hands."
"Nah dude it's cool I got some Purell Hand Sanitizer on me."
"Shit can I get some?"

Purell Hand Sanitizer by hendooshie January 31, 2018

Purley 

Home to the sexy JSC, a bad-ass group of adolescents from local private schools, who consider themselves quite players, when really they're a bunch of neeks somehow scoring a social life.

The Purley Sexy beasts

Purley by GoonaHazza November 5, 2010

purell sure

When you're 99.99% sure of something

I'm purell sure that she's taken, dude

purell sure by caterpillarcock March 31, 2011

Purply Susans 

Psilocybin mushrooms, other wise known as magic mushrooms.

I ate those tasty purply susans and realized they're our friends.

Purply Susans by TheCuteCuteOne January 13, 2019

Purell Necklace 

The result when you're trying to dispense hand sanitizer from a bottle where the nozzle is all clogged up and suddenly it shoots all over your chest

This cheap hand sanitizer keeps drying out—I've accidentally given myself three Purell Necklaces this week! At least it dries quickly.

Purell Necklace by skittoi July 23, 2020

Coronashine Purell 

The knock off homemade Moonshine-ish Coronavirus (COVID-19) antiseptic sold on the black market in real Purell containers by those willing to anything to make a buck at onset of the Coronavirus pandemic. In most cases it’s usually made of ingredients such as EverClear, Vodka, or Gin combined with Aloe Vera. Making as much as $500 for 750mL per bottle at underground Speakeasies and PTA meetings.

1.) Barbara and the younginns are slagging this Coronashine Purell I’m brewing behind the trailer in that rusty shed at the school playground. And it is selling better than Girl Scout Cookies in the Spring or shanks and other contraband in a US Federal Maximum Security prison.

2.) Yo, Bro! They’re selling that Coronashine Purell beging the weed dispensary.

Coronashine Purell by Rezo March 11, 2020

purel 

People who smell bad.

Man you'er such a purel.

purel by This.boi.is.so.cool November 22, 2016