Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.

I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae May 4, 2018

Ethically Non-Monogamous

Open relationship.

She is Ethically Non-Monogamous

by PolyPrincess- October 31, 2018

Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subrscribe to the cultural or relational norms of monogamy, but is not deceptive or irresponsible in their relationships.

I was swiping through Tinder and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae May 4, 2018

Super straight Monogamous

A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.

- do you want to go on a date with me?

- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.

by Sezamaz March 11, 2021

monogamous hole

It's a place where all the cheaters go when they've promised to never cheat again. A different specific version of "hell".

Tommy was sentenced to an afterlife
In the monogamous hole after a lifetime of breaking promises to many failed marriages.

by Zentastic January 26, 2018

Monogamous

Extreme embarrassment from wearing those pants with the lines over the knees.

Finn is monogamous

by Panzzy8pie August 16, 2022

Monogamous

The Opposite of Polyamory.
The state where 2 people exclusively date each other, and is usually the default assumption when entering a relationship.

L: Hey, I love you.
J: I can't, enter a relationship with you, I am in a Monogamous Relationship with K

by That One Tae Girl May 8, 2022