This
chronic, untreatable, incurable "condition" (we resent the term "disease") is accompanied by symptoms which
may include:
a) incessant squealing, noisemaking and overall spazziness, contrasting with an abnormally advanced vocabulary
b) the enlargening of the forehead
c) the inexplicable, carnal attraction to delicious, floppy, silken emo hair
d) and utter revulsion expressed towards the Pelvis Wave, which
may well trigger this
sad,
sad condition.
(unreasonable restrictions thinly disguised as a)FUN FACT:
Coined by the creator of the Pelvis Wave.
May only be used as a nickname for a certain person by the creator of the Pelvis Wave. So it is written, so it shall be done.
DAMMIT! George did the Pelvis
Wave all up in my
grill! Now I'm gonna get Malloritis...for LIFE!
The Pelvis
Wave is fickle, it goes away...but MALLORITIS is here to stay!