A chill dude who fucks bitches, smokes pot, and play lacross. Envied by the entire school. Known for their long hard sticks.
by brotastic123433 April 5, 2011
The clothing of a lax bro: hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair (flow). Shorts all year round, and mid calf socks. Do they wear shirts? Maybe, but you're more likely to find them in a pennie. Their vocabulary mainly consists of: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc."
by shroom.toon June 19, 2010
by Bruinsfan3120 June 28, 2011
an indivdual of a group of douche bag lacrosse players. No matter where you go they are hated on, but they still think they are the shit.
If you see a guy with high top untied nikes with long hair and an over sized fitted hat with an ugly bright colored shirt then you know you are looking at a lax bro.
by Dave Greenberg November 24, 2008
by you are annoying May 17, 2010
Guys who play Lacrosse. Tend to have longer hair, and all around douchebag personality. Usually has an egotistical personality and always out to prove lacrosse is the best sport ever. Most have gay sex in the showers and are always thinking about themselves. They think they are totally bro and everything they do is so bro, yet everything they do is gay. Always trying to keep chiseled abs because it makes their dicks look bigger then the real 4 inches. Notable exceptions to this description tend to be people named Jeremy and Tomas. Some like Brians' and Pats' tend to slip in and out of these personality traits. The worse of the Lax-Bro bunch is anyone named Mason. Though the root of every Lax-Bro's gayness comes from them having sex with a girl and either getting Herpes or Crabs. Second worse type of person next to a Guido.
Regular Person #1: Dude, that guys is such a fucking Dick.
Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.
Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.
Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.
Regular Person #2: Haven't you heard, He's a Lax-Bro.
Regular Person#1: Ohhh, makes sense.
Regular Person #2: Just don't shake his hand he probably has Herpes.
by Kurtis Veritas Aequitas April 5, 2011
a guy who thinks they are so chill, wears pastels, has homosexual hair flow, wears khaki or plaid shorts, usually polos, and bro hats like truckers or any beaten up hat with many rips.
they are usually very cocky, love beer, can't fight, and are just all around homosexuals
they usually go to a stupid boarding school and play for their schools team. they occasionally come back to where they grew up to see their old friends who are very low on the bro scale, which can be a problem.
they are usually very cocky, love beer, can't fight, and are just all around homosexuals
they usually go to a stupid boarding school and play for their schools team. they occasionally come back to where they grew up to see their old friends who are very low on the bro scale, which can be a problem.
lax bro 1: bro lets have a lax sesh!
lax bro 2: yea dude i just bought 3 dildos so we should have enough this time!
lax bro 2: yea dude i just bought 3 dildos so we should have enough this time!
by twiaf June 14, 2009