Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.
Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).
John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.
He knows what's up.
Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).
John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.
He knows what's up.
by Sir. Sacksalot April 12, 2011
The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
by Thatsnotmyname May 8, 2013
Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"
Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
by Karen Stickney February 3, 2007
by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 7, 2010
by Chuzzled July 24, 2017
When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it
"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana
by Bigcock15inches September 2, 2022