Hanson

A group of gay, long haired, untalented bitches who don't know they're gay yet.

Hanson: yeah we all have girlfriends

Oprah: But you guys are gay

Hanson: Now we're not

Oprah: yeah you are. You're not fooling anybody

Hanson: Well now that you mention it...

by Mr. Motion June 2, 2005

hansoning

The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.

"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."

by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017

hansonism

Hansonism:

The act of saying nonsensical and offensive sayings and then blanking out when asked to explain it, named after Australian politician Pauline Hanson and her infamous opening speech to Parliament in 1996.

My professor had a hansonism in AP Calculus today.

by FiatJustitia January 10, 2017

hanson

Extremely talented band consisting of three brothers. The albums consist 100% of their own music and their concerts are made of songs that are theirs and a couple that aren't. They are extremely well rounded musicians; playing countless instruments. They are highly underrated because of idiots who associate them with just their song Mmmbop (which, if you think about it is pretty impressive for people at that age to write), a song that they wrote and released when they were young. These people don't even give them an chance and immediately dismiss them.
They are extremely talented and should be given a fair chance.

"Did you get Hanson's new record, The Walk?"
"Yeah I did. It's great."

by hansonrocks November 18, 2007

hansonized

to be accessorized by hanson. to make anything related to hanson in some way.

i hansonized my room by putting posters from 1997 on the wall.

by jeana August 27, 2003

The Hanson

Originating from the famed "Hanson Brothers" music group, actually has very little to do with the group itself. This epic maneuver is the simple act of ejaculating into your hand, sneaking up behind a prefered female bystander, singing the line "MMM.. BOP!", and when they turn to enjoy the memorable 90's tune, you dominantly bitch slap them in the face with your juicy cum hand, then continue to shout the Hanson Brother jingle proudly.

"So Sherry came up to me at the party last night and said she loved that one 90's musical trio that was all brothers, but couldn't remember what their hit single was called, so I came back 15 minutes later with The Hanson so she would never forget again."

by Ragzilla April 28, 2010

Hanson :)

One of the nicest and best people in your life, the Hanson in your life will bring you joy and be there for you when you feel like life is against you, the Hanson friend is also nervous about talking, thinking there annoying you but your really interested in what they have to say. If you have a Hanson in your life, cherish them.

Evan: Thank you for being there for me Hanson. :)

Hanson: It’s my pleasure :)

Evan: Wana play some video games now?

Hanson: YES

Evan: :D

Hanson :) is a good person

by PokeLink October 28, 2020