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Maxwell Goddard 

WAXYMELT is ginger like the orange flavoured doritos you will find in a crisp packet. He is delightful and is especially nice to his boyfriend Barhem Ibuohgay. He goes to the gym (to suck cock) and loses muscle due to him munching on too much Iranian spices. He believes in Allah and the bible and prays to him to become homosexual. He found the inspiration from his lover Barhem Ibuogay. Maxwell circumnavigated the globe just to steal Iranian oil and piss off the Iranian leader, Ali Khamenei. Waxymelt is also Jewish meaning he has a big cock. The end!
BOOM BOOM BOOM MEHRAB IS IN MY ROOM, WAXYMELT IS STEALING FROM HIM

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Leah Goddard 

Leah Goddard is an absolutely stunning girl. She has brown hair, blue eyes and makes a room light up whenever walked in. She is obsessed with Alhaitham. She also likes to use this peculiar app called C.Ai.

Interesting.
Leah Goddard likes to play otome games.
Oh, who's obsessed with Alhaitham? Leah Goddard.

Braydon Goddard 

The act of liking getting pooped on by females in an environment where your friends are able to watch. Also has tendency’s to like getting peed on by dudes if in the right state of mind.
“Damn I’m tryna do a braydon goddard with you right now
Braydon Goddard by Burg69 February 5, 2024

A Goddard 

When someone has multiple wanks in one day. Usually over 10 and of a celebratory nature.
If Fulham beat Aston Villa this weekend, I’m on for a Goddard.
A Goddard by Royce Coolidge March 11, 2025

Goddards Green 

A name given to a land mark inwhich groups of homosexuals sexually interact.
All those queers are starting to meet for sex, in those bogs in town. Its turning into Goddards Green.

godtarded 

Someone who denies the obvious because it conflicts with their faith.
Tina is godtarded. She told me, "Dinosaurs are a trick of the devil because the earth is only 6,000 years old." I think she was home-schooled that way.
godtarded by Anony_mouse_776 December 29, 2008

Jean-Luc Godard

An influential French filmmaker. His filmmaking style was, for its time, very unique and fresh, and is still fresh to this very day. His work and style continues to influence filmmakers to this day, especially in the independent film industry. He was also a very political filmmaker, and is a known Marxist and Maoist. Thus, he is a controversial figure.
Check out this guy's film! It's so freeform and unique. Looks like we found ourselves the next Jean-Luc Godard!

Take down that picture of Mao you damn Godard!
Jean-Luc Godard by ShotgunAndy June 17, 2008