Windows Defender

By far the worst antivirus ever. The Windows defender dev team spent all of its project money on making their half baked peice of shit turn back on after you disable it, damn near impossible to delete, and requiring you to use registry data to disable it instead of making it good.

I turned off windows defender but the fucker turned back on by itself and deleted every program that tried to access any file

Windows Defender by big gunline December 21, 2020

postmodern Public Defender 

Some poor schmuck was given the sad job of defending poor private fools against acts of larceny perpetrated by the entirety of the general public. He seldom has the integrity to look his client in the eyes because he knows the public always treads on the private.

The importance we place on justice can always be measured by the amount of resources given to the postmodern Public Defender in proportion to the amount of resources given to the Attorney General.

postmodern Public Defender by Spiritual-Master December 10, 2021

Plasma Defender

A fairly powerful, pistol like plasma weapon that uses energy cells as it's primary ammunition. It's found in Fallout New Vegas and is similar to the weapon obtainable in the original Fallout I and II (under the name "Plasma Pistol" in the first two games).

Fallout Addict: "Dude I just vaporized a Deathclaw with that plasma defender! WOO HOO!!!"

Bob: People still play fallout?

Plasma Defender by thefalloutaddict July 22, 2011

Shit defender 

Someone who always defends and supports things that are clearly wrong and inexcusable. Examples of the sort of things that shit defenders will defend include corruption, injustice, unfairness, and general incompetence. They will often go out of their way to fabricate excuses for these things. Note that a shit defender does not necessarily always possess any of these negative traits themselves, they merely have to defend them.

Bob the shit defender can't stop making excuses for the War in Iraq, insisting that George W. Bush and his cabinet had every right reason to embark on this failed endeavor.

Rachel the shit defender constantly excuses her sociopath boyfriend's inane behavior, such as repeated drunk driving charges and general obnoxious and violently aggressive behavior, including unprovoked hostility toward random people.

Fred the shit defender insists that high school bullying is a normal and healthy process that bullying victims must go through. He claims that everyone who gets bullied deserves it in the first place, for not being popular, confident or strong enough, and that ultimately being bullied will make them stronger people, therefore making the act of bullying justified.

Shit defender by Internet User 927 May 14, 2010

Sex defender 

A person of which, whom isn't a Sex offender, often known as a meme in 21st century humor. The word is mostly used in discord chat arguments and other meme ingredients.

Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.

Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.

Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender

Sex defender by Chicken the professional dummy May 26, 2021

windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.

Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.

windows defender by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018

coochie defender 

box lock cockblock
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

coochie defender by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008