Chonga

If you read this I will actually fold your mums flaps over her head and turn her into a dim sim.

That Asian is a Chonga

by Volkswagen ™ June 26, 2020

chonga

A chonga is a literally crazy "ghetto/gansta" girl often called "Odaymis." Enjoys reggaeton and using the word "nerd" as a synonym for the word "stupid." They also often change people's names to what they believe to be a "funnier" version.

Odaymis: Guyyy, joo A NERDDDD GUY! MR. GRIVAS! Ayyy yo no soy chonga. Guy go fuck yourself, joo a NERDDD.

by TheTruthTalker August 6, 2006

chonga

female, has a reputation of an easy slut; usually latin; hoe.

After Ricky was dumped he couldn't get any play, so he went for that chonga, Amanda.

by haha! i tld you so! July 6, 2004

Chonga

A Hispanic girl who typically wears large hoops and calls everyone a pinga; the Hispanic version of rachet

"Oh my god did you hear what Rachel called me?!"

"Aye I heard, she's such a chonga"

by Hoeward October 4, 2017

chonga

A female who has bleeched blond hair with dark roots and darks eyebrows. Chongas usu. wear their hair pulled back in a tight ponytail using lots of gel. They wear large hoop earing and fake nails. they can be found in south florida (hialeah, miami). they wear tight clothing to attract people's attention. men usu. find them attractive while females think they look cheap and tacky.

fernando: that girl is hot.
talia: she's a total chonga.
fernando: i think she's fine.
talia: she looks like a cheap prostitute!

by Cami!!! September 16, 2006

Chonga

A CHeese ONion and GArlic bagel found at Starbucks restaurants in Oregon and Washington.

I'll have a Chonga bagel toasted with cream cheese. Refered to as an Everything with Cheese Bagel in all other parts of the United States

by DrD July 3, 2013

chonga

Spanish Chickas that generally have exccesive gel in the hair.

I bagged this chonga from da club last nite

by GKamau April 14, 2008