chonga

Those girls in Florida that take makeup tips from Vampira and fashion tips from Kelly Bundy. By 15 they are the illegitimate mothers of 5 different kids by 5 different deadbeat underachieving papi chulos, and they can be seen frequenting the Mall of the Americas, in line at the welfare office, or feeding their babies Cheetohs and Budweiser. They're called cholas/cholitas in California, Chavettes in England, Neds in Scotland and Skangers in Ireland.

You see that chonga over there, Candy? The hospital said her baby Tuffy's brain was 80% formed, but Candy figured that was pretty good because 80% is like a B- and that's better than anything she ever got on before she had Tuffy.

by your dog March 25, 2008

Chongas

A females breasts.

"Bro I went over to her house and sucked her chongas"

by Young Cheese March 10, 2018

chonga

a cheerleader at murphy that says shes not mexi even though she is. she also uses chocolate bronzer

jessy: "have u seen sandra today?"
shannon: "yeah she looks like a total chongaaaa."
jessy: "heard that!"

by squarehead13 November 24, 2010

chonga

A chonga is a girl normally a hispanice girl .. who wears really tight us top pants and a big tshirt .. they were there hair stuck to their scalp and their earings are big enough for you 2 put an arm through ....

Did u see those girls hoop earings??Shes such a chonga !!

by Miszpinky February 1, 2006

chonga

a chonga/chongo is a "mami" or "papi" from the slums. They like to dress "fancy" with skin-tight clothes that doesnt fit them. or the men like to dress with oversized clothes, i.e (phat farm, roca wear). They are of latin descent.

Mima is such a chonga, she borowed my brazilian jeans last week and wears them everyday.

by Jade Leighton June 18, 2006

chonga

1) a really fat girl
2) someone who smokes fat joints/generally smokes weed often
3)someone who gives blowjobs/'chongs dick'

(liverpool slang)

"she's such a chonga"
"well you chong dick so shut up"

by L25imm May 28, 2017

chonga

A chonga is a literally crazy "ghetto/gansta" girl often called "Odaymis." Enjoys reggaeton and using the word "nerd" as a synonym for the word "stupid." They also often change people's names to what they believe to be a "funnier" version.

Odaymis: Guyyy, joo A NERDDDD GUY! MR. GRIVAS! Ayyy yo no soy chonga. Guy go fuck yourself, joo a NERDDD.

by TheTruthTalker August 6, 2006