Carlos Mencia is a comedian who is both german and honduran, and changed his name to carlos mencia because it is obviously better to be latino than white. Also he swears to much no one can understand him, makes racial jokes and talks about how bad it is to be white or black or asian or any other race
Carlos Mencia: Man, fuck that shit man! Black people beaner white people Bitch Shit man! Asian mexican white trash. Arab people blow up shit man!
by dister May 19, 2009
Condradicting racist. can be seen on the horrible network comedy central. he even nicknamed himself "the punisher". who nicknames their self. honestly? should not be in america, because he is anti american and opposes everything we stand for. has no original material and mimicks the black comedian racist behavior. if i ever meet this mother fucker, he will get the ever lovin shit beat out of him.
beaner this, beaner that, whitie sucks look at me im carlos mencia my people are so oppressed.im not a racist you cracker!
by killioughtta October 30, 2005
1. Entertainer who often draws articulate, well thought out written opinions that highlight his deficiencies as a comedian by pointing out his plagiarism, lack of originality, and inauthenticity.
2. Entertainer who draws largely inarticulate, nonsensical, badly-worded written opinions often riddled with misspellings praising his comedic talent.
2. Entertainer who draws largely inarticulate, nonsensical, badly-worded written opinions often riddled with misspellings praising his comedic talent.
1. Carlos Mencia would just be another in a long line of unimaginative comics beating to death the "I'm Latino" premise, but his lack of originality is compounded by his inauthenticity, exemplified in the changing of his name to something that sounded more 'authentically' Latino.
To make things worse, and perhaps most damning of all, are the documented claims of plagiarism made by several comedians. Mencia has been accused of copying bits from George Lopez, Ari Shaffir, and Bill Cosby, among others.
2. man i dont care carlos mencia still hella cool shit it dont matter shit hes funny as fuck dont hate on the homie. seriously, the jokes were kinda similar, but not really, and anywayz, mencias was WAY funnier "so who gives a flying fuck" if you dotn lik him than your DEE DEE DEE!!
To make things worse, and perhaps most damning of all, are the documented claims of plagiarism made by several comedians. Mencia has been accused of copying bits from George Lopez, Ari Shaffir, and Bill Cosby, among others.
2. man i dont care carlos mencia still hella cool shit it dont matter shit hes funny as fuck dont hate on the homie. seriously, the jokes were kinda similar, but not really, and anywayz, mencias was WAY funnier "so who gives a flying fuck" if you dotn lik him than your DEE DEE DEE!!
by order guzman April 5, 2007
Racist Mexican American who claims to hate racism but films racist commercials that are blatantly anti-Asian. But he has no guts to attack African Americans. Truly clueless and without a manhood, Mencia is a salty slug waiting to wither.
Carlos, come down to Austin. Oh, you are?
Carlos, come down to Austin. Oh, you are?
by Irwin Tang May 14, 2006
A hispanic comedian who appears on comedy central in stand up shows or mind of mencia, his own show. At first, i thought he was pretty cool. I was tired of Comedy central, because of all the extremely racist black comedians talking about "the white man" They and their fans need to be shot and ripped to peices for their extreme ignorance of todays world. Anyway, the show was good, because right off the bat he ripped on every race. But after awhile, i began to distinguish flaws in his "equal" racism. Here is the percentages of what his jokes are about:
Stupid people(or, people he thinks are stupid) mentally challenged, those who make fun of him: 37%
Race.: 43% (icluded races below)
Whites: 13%
Blacks: 5%
Hispanics: 12%
Asians: 13%
Other: Jews, Italians, Irish, etc.: 1%
Jokes about terrorism and Islamic people: 10%
Politics: 10%
notice the difference between blacks and the other races? Equal my fucking ass! And the jokes he DOES tell about blacks, he then apoligizes and says "I love you, black people" SHUT THE FUCK UP! His jokes about people who hate him, OH that doesnt get old after the 5 millionth time! AND, his jokes about islams. Okay, ill admit that i absolutely HATE the 911 bombers and Al queda, but that doesnt give me the right to make fun of the peaceful, religious ones, and neither does cocklos mencia!
So, I have one message for carlos mencia:
Mencia, you are the most hypocritical tv personality in history. You jokes about Islams, Terrorism, Mentally challenged, people who dislike you, (ME!!) Politcs, and race are old and faggy. Youre just saying what everyone else says. So next time you appear on mind of mencia, or one of your gay stand up shows, please have new, more equal material, or GET THE FUCK OFF COMEDY CENTRAL
Stupid people(or, people he thinks are stupid) mentally challenged, those who make fun of him: 37%
Race.: 43% (icluded races below)
Whites: 13%
Blacks: 5%
Hispanics: 12%
Asians: 13%
Other: Jews, Italians, Irish, etc.: 1%
Jokes about terrorism and Islamic people: 10%
Politics: 10%
notice the difference between blacks and the other races? Equal my fucking ass! And the jokes he DOES tell about blacks, he then apoligizes and says "I love you, black people" SHUT THE FUCK UP! His jokes about people who hate him, OH that doesnt get old after the 5 millionth time! AND, his jokes about islams. Okay, ill admit that i absolutely HATE the 911 bombers and Al queda, but that doesnt give me the right to make fun of the peaceful, religious ones, and neither does cocklos mencia!
So, I have one message for carlos mencia:
Mencia, you are the most hypocritical tv personality in history. You jokes about Islams, Terrorism, Mentally challenged, people who dislike you, (ME!!) Politcs, and race are old and faggy. Youre just saying what everyone else says. So next time you appear on mind of mencia, or one of your gay stand up shows, please have new, more equal material, or GET THE FUCK OFF COMEDY CENTRAL
by Kevin The Savior May 26, 2006
A crass, hispanic comedian. He has been called a racist, a spick,an unamerican, an insult to mexicans( or the "politically correct" hispanic), and has recieved death threats. But you know what...I DON'T GIVE A DAMN. Carlos Mencia is a funny comedian who recently got a show on Comedy Central calle "Mind of Mencia", showcasing his ability to be completely and brutally honest about the strange new world around him called america.
Did you see Mind of Mencia last night? It was funny!
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
Friend: I'm mexican dumbass. That guy aint funny.
by Hell Yeah I'm American! July 14, 2005
A funny mexican that makes racial jokes and also uses the term DEE-DEE-DEE for fun and comedy. Star of his own show Mind of Mencia. Then people get so fucking uptight and be complete asswipes over a few jokes. Just deal with it.
Guy 1: Carlos Mencia made a bad joke about mexicans doing anything for money. I'm going to act like a dumbass a post on this site that hes stupid and he makes horrible comedy shows.
Guy 2: Get over it you fucking retard, WHO CARES?!
Guy 2: Get over it you fucking retard, WHO CARES?!
by Spazzzer93 August 1, 2006