Ted Cruz Cancun Trip

A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.

Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...

by Nuclear Grade February 22, 2021

Cancun Cruz

A trip taken to Cancun Mexico, usually to run away from responsibilities such as homework, family, or a natural disaster in your home state.

Named after Senator Ted Cruz's trip on February 18, 2021 to Cancun Mexico while his home state of Texas was suffering from one its largest natural disasters in history that resulted in the near collapse of its powerful grid.

"Hey Gym, screw this power outage thing back in Texas. Let's find our Green New Deal down in Cancun. It's time for a Cancun Cruz!"

"Hey Bob, we've got Beto back in Texas that can check on our seniors. It's time to take a Cancun Cruz."

"I'm sick of all of this homework and the chores at home. It's time for a Cancun Cruz"

by StandForBetter May 21, 2021

Flying to Cancun

Flying to Cancun is what you do if you're the zodiac killer and trying to get out of doing your one job.

"Did you hear that the hurricane just hit? Where is the Governor?"
"Probably flying to Cancun with Ted Cruz."

by nobody/hercules February 19, 2021

Cancun Pedicure

The act of shitting on someone's feet and then mashing between their toes

The bitch wanted her toes done, so I gave her a cancun pedicure

by Donkey.Dick April 4, 2014

Cancun moon

During sex, you put the girl in a position like doggy style. The like the “brute” sex position you face away from her. You put your dick in her ass, reach between your legs and grab a hanful of her hair. Every stroke you take you pull her hair back more and put a nice arch in her back.

I call this the Cancun moon because if she manages to look back at you she’s gonna see your ass right in her face while you go balls deep into her ass

by Yung Love May 9, 2018

Cancun Juice

A hot tub, jacuzzi, bathtub or small pool full of large and hair people.

I'm not getting any of that cancun juice on me.

by FlipsterS March 29, 2019

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021