Someone who is sooool annoying that they won’t shut up about either memes, Minecraft, or some other stupid thing. They are super butthurt all the time and constantly bitching about their life if there’s even a tiny inconvinience. They never work out and are kinda dumb. They always act retarded and cry when you even say one tiny little thing. They start being really annoying to you and then when you confront them they act like you’re soooooo evil
*is playing any instrument*
Bronson: *starts ruining the song you’re playing and making weird noises*
You: hey dude stop that Is playing something
Bronson: heyyyy stop being so mean it’s not like I was doing anything wrong I was just playing an instrument stop being such an asshole you’re so annoying waaaaaahwaahwahhhh
by Nobody is a Bitch December 20, 2019
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Slang term for Cocaine linked to the actor Charles Bronson and cocaine's nickname Charlie.
"Sell us a few gram of Bronson eh?"
by Theorum September 15, 2007
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BRONSON -noun
1. An icy cold beer
2. Frothwagon, Cold one, Product, Cerveza

Bronsons can come in cans, cups, bottles, mugs, funnels, pitchers, pints, cases, and troughs
"Hey Johnson, grab me a Bronson"
by skalomenos September 25, 2007
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A reference to Charles Bronson's movie "Death Wish". Used to convey doing something that's either going to seriously hurt you bad or send you the way of the dinosaurs.
"Man, You've got a major bronson... a serious death wish!".
by Jstah December 18, 2003
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One hell of a guy. He is outgoing and fun but,if annoyed can tend to rage.
That guy is such a Bronson.
by Sick rummy May 24, 2017
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Best man alive just behind Chuck Norris (dont kill me chuck)
Bronson is amazing his huge dick raptured the space time continuum
by blippermyass May 19, 2018
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