1. Women collectively, particularly the selection of women inhabiting a given location or establishment.
2. The female reproductive gash.
2. The female reproductive gash.
1. Bloody hell, James! This place is crawling with blart.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
2. It smells like your mum's blart in here.
by definitely not alex April 26, 2009
1. - The wet sound a vagina makes when a penis or other object is removed from it at speed. Caused by the expulsion of air from the vagina.
2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.
2. - This term is now commonly used as slang for attractive females.
1. - Jed quickly pulled out of Heidi, 'Blaaart'.
Jed "What the fuck was that?"
Heidi "Er, nothing".
2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"
Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".
Jed "What the fuck was that?"
Heidi "Er, nothing".
2. - Pete "This pub is wall to wall Blart"
Jon " It sure is, shouldn't be a problem getting our dicks wet tonight".
by DrkZ May 8, 2010
When someone is on their period and they're wearing a pad, and they fart. Like a shart, (Shitty Fart) except involving period blood.
Michael: Oh my god, did you hear that?
Nicki: Yeah, that was me. I farted.
Michael: Aren't you on your period?
Nicki: Yah, why?
Michael: Gurl, you just blarted.
Nicki: Yeah, that was me. I farted.
Michael: Aren't you on your period?
Nicki: Yah, why?
Michael: Gurl, you just blarted.
by peterpiperpickedapeckofpickles November 30, 2009
i can't believe I blarted at the post office today! It literally sounded like blowing bubbles into a cup of milk with a straw.
by Krazykay420 April 20, 2015
The fart that you let out that is really going around the poop that is already in your butt hole. It is the few farts you usually let out on the way to the bowl if it is just a bit too far. As they go around the poop in your butt and come out they stink worst than most normal farts.
The poop is kind of blocking the fart...hence the word "BLART"
The poop is kind of blocking the fart...hence the word "BLART"
by moffboy September 25, 2013
by James M. December 9, 2005