On April 17 you have to hookup with someone, no matter who it is
by Laniggatry April 12, 2018
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National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.
Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17
by Heyitzyuhboijigglz April 13, 2018
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April 17th is national shut the fuck up day. Gay, straight, boy, girl, transgender doesn't matter just shut the fuck up.
Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.
by peppa fuckdildo April 15, 2019
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april 17 is the day of bad bitches!! if ur a boy or a girl, or non binaary( idgaf) ur all bad bitches huntyyy yass best birthdate 💋 too bad corona ruined it am i right??? So baddies lets go and show these basic hoes whose boss👩🏻 🦱 and dont let anyone hurt u! Cause u were born in the same birthdate as me like?? U gotta be strong like me 💪and give zero fucks about what people say cause its just babbling hunty yaas🤪🤩🥳
you birthday is on april 17? Damn, cant mess with u u a bad bitch😍
by fatimaahuntyy May 6, 2020
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national booty pic day. if you ask someone for booty pics they must send the best pics.
hey brian it’s booty pic day. oh hell yeah.
april 17 get good booty pics.
by the real stats April 17, 2020
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