Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!
by brownsource November 07, 2016
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bum rump

An act of brotherly love involving two fraternity brothers seeking true brotherhood. One brother grabs hold of the other's bum and proceeds to "rump it".
Hey did you hear about the U of A SAEdogs?

Yeah I heard they switched their focus to bum rumping.
by Brotherhood and Philanthropy February 16, 2016
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tunkle bum

Tunkle bum is the action of looking at a Volkswagen Beatle whilst crying over the movie up
John commited a tunkle bum after exiting the theater
by Realname64 August 28, 2023
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by I make mugs May 31, 2022
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