upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Upside Down Circus Clown

The opposite of the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy, wherein a fertile male performs a handstand and proceeds to masturbate to completion, releasing his ejaculate into a wastepaper basket situated on the floor below him.

Forget about Jacob, I heard that Gregory prefers the Upside Down Circus Clown. Show off

by shartacus October 07, 2022

upside down roomba

When you hold a girl upside down as she sucks another guys dick that's laying on the ground

Bobby: Steve had to go to the hospital cause I dropped Jenny while doing the upside down roomba

by Pussy slayer & big dick mcgee July 18, 2017

rain upside down

When a girl uses her shower head to masterbate.

She aims the shower head at her clit and uses the water pressure to rub her clit

Fuck man, rain upside down last night Sarah, it felt dooo good

by Grey Wozniak August 08, 2022

Upside down

When something has it's top face facing downwards.

"I flipped a table and it was upside down"

by Bingler 9000 January 10, 2022

upside-down lumpkin

Taking a shit while doing a handstand, while getting a blowjob.

It is essential that the shit spreads down the body like a waterfall.

Babe what do you think, is it time to perform an upside-down lumpkin?

by grantjohnson June 02, 2010

upside down pineapple

When you see an upside down pineapple or decor people think you are a swinger but really you're just a fun person with epic friends, who kiss eachother and dump em out. Often confused with mud crickets. So an upside down pineapple means fun person with epic friends who's at times also a mud cricket.

Grami had upside down pineapple on the porch and them things was out bouncing at the bbq!

by Ardnekk August 12, 2022