Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

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Messi

G.O.A.T

Messi is better than Ronaldo. the debate is over

by doggoat December 19, 2022

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A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

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Messy Dior

The action of taking a shat on a mans penis weather it be accidental or on purpose

"she gave me a Messy Dior during anal last night."
"did you see him, he totally got a Messy Dior."

by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023

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Messy Kaitlin

A drunk white girl that is usually reserved and quiet but after a few drinks becomes loud, outgoing and likely to give people a piece of her mind with absolutely no empathy. Not normally a drinker, the “messy Kaitlin” becomes intoxicated quickly.

The new girl from accounts came to the work function, threw down 3 Long Island iced teas and turned into a “ messy Kaitlin”. She even called her boss a gnome before she became unwell and had to get a taxi home.

by The Zurnich July 27, 2023

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