Messy

Dating your besties boyfriend

She’s so messy because she’s my best friend dating my ex!!

by Niyaaaaaaasa May 11, 2021

messy

unorganized

wow your desk is messy it has paint on it

by ihobd;ou3v October 15, 2021

messy

slang meaning stupid, dumb, silly

A: "K and Z were arguing over something so stupid today, bro."
B: "Really? That's so messy!"

by kiwibo November 12, 2020

Messy willy

pegging after taking a laxative

Man i havent walked right since that messy willy.

by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020

Messy McDonald

Sexual fetiche involving the usage of edibles, typically barbecue sauces during sexual intercourse.

Couples need to be in a sitting posture, with the part on the top in charge of the sauce spreading.

The most common situation involves rubbing the condiment on the laying's part chest.

Jack and Joan got aroused with all the barbecue handling during their company's end-of-year party and sneaked-out to pamper a messy McDonald in their car.

by fidelito_ca December 20, 2010

hot messy nessy

When your homie smells like 3 day old bong water.

"Damn, Sharon over there smells like a hot messy nessy!"

by WeeedBear July 29, 2021

messy twister

When you throw spaghetti and bolognese sauce on a twister mat and with a significant other proceed to play a naked game of twister and proceed to make sweet love all night while covered in spaghetti and meat sauce.

Dude 1: Dude how was your date last night

Dude 2: It was awesome dude me and her played messy twister all night

by Sammy salomi December 3, 2024