Messy pussy

Her pussy is nasty and leaks.
She has a messy pussy. Throw him a towel he just had messy pussy.
by Halalujer September 11, 2022
mugGet the Messy pussymug.

Messi

Messi is the GOAT
by 0263037303 November 20, 2023
mugGet the Messimug.

Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh
I HATE MESSI
by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023
mugGet the Messimug.

messy-mess

(n.)
1. A person who has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
2. A situation that has become disorderly (to an extreme level) by the consumption of alcohol or other mind altering substances.
1. Emily and Melissa quickly became a messy-mess after discovering the open bar.
2. After waking up the next morning, Emily and Melissa realized what a messy-mess they had created. Poor KC had to clean it all up.
by MelissaandEmily January 01, 2008
mugGet the messy-messmug.

Messi

Somebody who has promised to be somewhere or do something, only to back out a the last possible moment, without honest reason or apology, causing embarrassment for the host and bemusement for all onlookers.
He said he would call me back, but he pulled a Messi and never did.

She’s such a Messi, she never keeps her promises.
by hongkongpeople February 06, 2024
mugGet the Messimug.

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.
Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.
by braille February 28, 2013
mugGet the Messy Jmug.