Ronaldo vs Messi

Who is the football goat?

Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.

by Random Words & Definitions June 20, 2024

Messy

(Adj.) Describing one's demeanor, attitude, swagger, or otherwise disposition with a positive note or vibe that particularly exuding rizz or confidence.

"When I see him out and about with them girls, acting all suave, oooo he so messy!"

by wayfarerblue February 9, 2023

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

Nigga Messi

Messi portrayed as a black footballer even tough hes white wich makes him a nigger.

Why is Nigga Messi at my door with his cock swinging out?!

by ASDFADFDFDFS January 11, 2024

MessY SnaCK

When a guy suck on a girls crack while shes shitting. and

Harry:hey John

John:hey

Harry:i Gave My girl a Messy Snack.

John: Whats That??

Harry: its WHen................................................................................................................................................................

John: AAAAWWWWWWWW WTFFFF!!!!!!! *throwing up*

by Kj_BlaNk June 21, 2010

Messy Dixon Line

A boundary that non-black people can not cross while debating or joking.

White Co-Worker: "Hey Malik, why do you think only 30% of black are getting married"

Black Co-Worker: "Hold on now Seth, you crossing the Messy Dixon Line"

by ArnoldsMind December 20, 2024

messy reggie

Named after notorious sex-pervert and nazi party member Reginald Zweigart, a 'messy reggie' is a deviant sex act. The exact nature of the 'messy reggie' is uncertain, however it is believed to be scatalogical in origin. In modern use, the term may be applied to any sex act that one perceives as disgusting or insulting to one's character.

"I don't like to kink shame, but once he asked for a messy reggie, I knew we weren't compatible."

by Choppy History March 5, 2024