Bench friend

That friend that isn't quite good enough to be the first call when you have something cool happen. They only get the call when the First string friend isn't answering.

I just banged Tanya and her sister at the same time... I gotta call my boy and tell him.

Dam he didn't answer..... who is my bench friend. I'll call him.

by Bobba43074 July 26, 2021

Benches

A replacement of Bitches that AndyBrawler says.

"Look at those two Benches."

by AndyBrawler August 26, 2021

Wet bench

When a group of guys cum on any surface i.e. a table of bench, then rub their dicks in the pool of cum and receive a blowjob

"I heard Jenny gave a blowjob to Tom after he did a wet bench with his mates"

by Applebenchcrisp September 4, 2021

to Park-bench

To have strong enough feelings for someone that you would have sex on a park bench.

Synonyms: Make love, Romantic sex, Romantical, intimate
Antonyms: Booty Call, One night stand

Jimmy: "aren't we going a little fast here? i want this to be special."
Alexandria: "Oh, you mean you want to park-bench?"

by DirtyHot February 2, 2012

bench legs

Bench legs are the equivalent of shapeless, unattractive calves on a woman. Also, it denotes almost no leg definition between knee and ankle. This phrase was the early forerunner to "cankles" used more commonly in the 1980's and 1990's. For instance, Hillary Clinton has bench legs.

That gal walking toward us has ugly and unshapely bench legs!

by Flannery O'Connor July 27, 2011

Edge Benched

When someone gets so drunk at the Edge of Town that they pass out in one of the booth benches!

"Yo Jolene can you order me a pizza I'm hella hungry?"

"Shit fool, you wont eat, you are so Edge benched right now!"

"mmmhmmm!"

by Savannah Douglas October 26, 2011

Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.

Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!

by Bench Neck November 22, 2021