Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

Olympic medal

A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.

Aye bruh i heard your girl earned her Olympic medal.

by Maxter1919 July 24, 2015

Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

by WTMS369 January 11, 2021

Spicy Food Olympics

The imaginary olympics for Thai people who think they won gold medals because of being able to eat spicy food.

Thai person: Can you eat spicy food?
Tourist: No,you guys have already won all gold medals in Spicy Food Olympics.Right on!

by Kermode Bear September 27, 2018

Come Down Olympics

Come Down Olympics: A humorous term describing the challenging and often uncomfortable experience of functioning in everyday life—such as work, social events, or family gatherings—after a night of heavy partying or drug use. It often involves looking completely rinsed, bug-eyed, and drained—like a walking corpse—yet still managing to push through. The term is used to share and compare survival stories, highlighting the resilience and endurance required.

Lee: Bruv, when I was younger, mate, I used to work all week then work on the weekend on the market, after a proper sesh, I’d take loads of pills, and then still go to the market on a major comedown. It was brutal, bruv, it wasi in the come down olympics bruv, honestly it was Freezing cold, eighteen-hour shifts, and I still managed to push through, like some kind of Olympic athlete, bruv!
Frank: You nutter Bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 23, 2025

Fuckover Olympics

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.

After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.

by On parole November 4, 2017

forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017