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Olympic big top

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Ozempic Olympics

The Newest Weight Loss Competition in Hollywood whereby Women, or them/they’s (even not Obese ones) take Ozempic for quick weight loss and immediately lose their Ass and their face sags, looks gaunt and they look as though they’ve aged 5+ years overnight! But they act as if everything is normal AF!
“O” gathered all her wealthy gal pals together to eat cake and talk Ozempic Olympics 90 mph to work calories of cake off after…as if!
by Judalon1952 January 20, 2024
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masturbation Olympics

A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen
Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics

Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics
by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021
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Olympic medal

A intercourse move when the women lays on the bed with her legs wide open and the man steps steps back a few feet and runs towards her and jumps and does a backside supplex and if done right his penis should land in the womens vagina.
Aye bruh i heard your girl earned her Olympic medal.
by Maxter1919 July 24, 2015
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Olympic Class Dumbass

me
Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.
by WTMS369 January 11, 2021
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couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.
Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."
by ratchattack January 5, 2016
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Olympic Jousting

When a man and a man are nude and they run at each other, and whoever gets hit with the other man's penis first gets buttfucked
Trevin and i are going to practice our Olympic jousting later
by TaterThot23 September 14, 2022
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