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olympic

Can be used to mean "i love you" or a variant of some sort.
"I'm so annoying" "Olympic, shut the hell up"
by neopronoun hoarder February 2, 2021
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Olympic big top

People treat the Olympics like it's not a joke, or it's one of those things that is like rape that you can't joke about, when really the whole thing is one big Olympic Big Top, meant for entertainment purposes. That's why they're called the Olympic games.
by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021
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Olympics

It's one thing for people that don't know the athletes to not go to the Olympics, but it really is a little bit fucked up to not allow the families of athletes in the buildings, which seems a lot like not letting the family of someone with the coronavirus in the hospital to visit. That doesn't seem like the way to treat people, and why should anybody that does treat people that way be trusted?
People want to be there for their family members to cheer them on even during hard times, and times that aren't fairweather days. The Olympics is no different than any other sports event in that sense, even if the scale is thought to be grander.
by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
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Olympic Class Dumbass

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Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.
by WTMS369 January 11, 2021
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Olympic Runner

by ChingChongYourCatIsGone January 14, 2021
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couch olympics

What you do during "Netflix and Chill." Having sex on your couch, because you're too lazy to go to the bedroom.
Example: "Who needs to go to the gym to workout? I train by doing couch olympics every night."
by ratchattack January 5, 2016
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Mexican Olympics

Mexican Olympics-
If someone ever tells you that "you pulled off the Mexican Olympics";
Its another way of saying that you beat the Devil at his own game.

The Mexican Olympics is the most extreme sport of survival there is, it puts the gameshow "Survivor" to shame.

Starting out inside Mexico, the Mexican Olympics begin as soon as you cross the border into United States of America by any means necessary.

Crossing the border is not the hard part, it's staying inside America by avoiding detection is the hard part.

Strategies include gambling, obtaining fake ID's, and moving to a different address and possibly a different state every year to avoid getting shot or detected by I.C.E. and/or Border Patrol.

To win the Gold in the Mexican Olympics, please enlist in the military with a pseudo identification, fake identification or someone else's identification.

By serving in the military it is a great way to earn American citizenship,if caught, stay silent.

If you are suspected as a spy, it's not the end of the world, you can become "doubled" or a double agent. Always claim you are a persecuted minority in your home country.

Being classified as "White" sure does help alot in avoid detection and deportation. If so always claim as an "Albino" or "Al-Beano"if you speak any foreign language other than English.
Person 1-"You pulled off the Mexican Olympics!"

Person 2-"You been in this country for so long that we don't have any identification of you."

Person 3-" The guy even has the Medal Of Honor by giving enough information to kill Osama Bin Laden during his brief military service."

Person 4- "We know you are not speaking Spanish when you speak but it sure helps you being around Spanish Speakers and act like you having a conversation together, good job on learning English fast."

Person 5-"You actually deserve to be an American Citizen."
by bbobcali661 June 6, 2023
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