Taking a Log

Shiting out a massive piece of feces about the size of someone’s forearm

Taking a log means pooping out one of the biggest pieces of shit you’ve taken

by Evanafex May 20, 2021

I ain’t taking that shit No Mo

You are completely done. No more. You not taking that shit no more.

Manny said, “You picking your nose again Tom.”

Tom said, “Yeah, so?”

Manny said, “I ain’t taking that shit No Mo. You nasty mofo! Get the fuck outta here!”

by Annoy the Pinoy Boy October 10, 2023

Take ten deep breaths underwater

Its what you say to Neo Nazis, incels and so called gnome hunter's on TikTok, for example:

Dude 1: "Now yuo see" / "aryan classic"
Dude 2: "Take ten deep breaths underwater, you fascist cunt"

by ToyBoy§§ July 5, 2023

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

Take ur base

take ur base
(verb, phrase)
1. To accept a small, modest, or unflashy win in life, like getting walked in baseball. Not a double, not a triple, definitely not a home run… but hey, you still got on base.
2. Used when you don’t crush it, but you still walk away with something.

• Didn’t get the promotion, but I got a raise. Take ur base.
• She didn’t text back, but liked my post. Take ur base.
•

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Take the pants off the cat

A slang phrase meaning to preface or give context to

"Most fat people like McDonald's and Taco Bell"
"Well let's just take the pants off the cat here obviously most fat people prefer McDonald's but idk about Taco Bell"

by Jukebox Jeremy March 21, 2025

Take-out Tower

A take out tower is when your roommate orders out every day but also loves their food so much that they save it for weeks on end in a 6x6in square within the fridge. Also, though, it implies that there are other items in the fridge that are taking up space because your roommate is so organized and cleanly. The roomate utilizes just a 6x6in square for all the take out that they have ordered and saved for a later day to have their roommate throw it away

"When you have several takeout orders stacked on top of one another, preceding the most recent order, you have a 'Take-out Tower.'

If you ever encounter a 'Take-out Tower,' make sure the foundation of the tower is a pizza box or a taco bowl, crowned with a Burger King bag. If you or your roommate have your 'Take-out Tower' in reverse order, the builder of the tower will ultimately scoff when it collapses and then blame their non-offending, non-Take-out Tower-building roommate.

Kind of like the game "Jenga" but only one player. But every roommate, by use of the fridge, is forced to play.

Take-out towers are a kind of flex because you can afford to build such a tower."

by Ankle-sprain April 11, 2024