Scared Moose

When a man is behind a woman, doggy style, the man pulls out and sticks it in her ass. When she turns around to look at the man he raises his hands behind her head, palms spread and thumbs touching the ears.
Change lanes and when her eyes get big give her antlers... scared moose!
by maninja19 December 09, 2010
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Scared shitless

When a bag bags a Gold who don't bag and realize what going on I life and won't shit because of it not even fart
They was scared shitless they were constipated for months
by THE BEAR . Husband December 13, 2022
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Scared Shitless

When you prepare for your FIRST colonoscopy by drinking the prescribed gallon of Golightly, then shit your brains out, then wait for the doctor to shove a camera a few feet up your arse. You'd best be scared, AND shitless, lest you have to repeat.
The thought of it all is way worse than the reality of it. Shit 'cher brains out and swallow your pride!
When my doctor recommended a colonoscopy I was scared shitless, and rendered shitless by the prep.
by Joe Bagadonus January 28, 2023
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Scared Lips

by Scared Lips October 03, 2022
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scare on

when you’re so scared that you get turned on
boy: BOO!!!!
girl 1: WTF that scared me fuck off!!
girl 2: why did that give me a scare on
by dumbhotbitsh April 11, 2021
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A movie so terrifying that I had to lock my children in my basement and lock all 7,823,034 door and window locks and hide for nearly half of a decade, This is my return note and I am hoping I never have to experience the terrifying film known as Open season: scared silly
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Open Season: scared silly (2015 horror movie)?
Guy 2: *has Vietnam flashbacks*

Guy 1: You good bro?
Guy 2: *shakes away flashbacks* *throws up**has seizure*
Spongebob Narrator: 2 weeks later
Guy 2: never speak of that again!
by breathtaker_clayman February 06, 2020
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fair scare

When you scare someone back for scaring you.
Guy: Boo!

Girl: Ack!

Guy: It's only fair. You scared me first.

Girl: Okay. Agreed that is was a fair scare.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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