technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017

technologically challenged

someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it

paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out

steve: sure

by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020

Media Technologies

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.

- Hey, what's your major?
- Media Technologies, boo.

- Wow, so you're gay AND depressed.

by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024

technology grandma

someone who doesn't know how to use technology

if you look up the definition of technology grandma on google, the icon, paget brewster, will come up!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.)

Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is the process of storytelling through multiple screens. In order to get the full story the audience is required to to watch various devices such as a TV, computer and or phone etc.

Because today's youth is so electronically advanced, Technological Integrated Storytelling (or T.I.S.) is a modern approach to teaching.

by Jacamo's Dad April 11, 2016

Delta Technologies

A powerful ally to have, Delta Technologies is a company of classified origin, based in classified.

I heard Delta Technologies was really pulling all strings.
Delta aerospace, don't they buy from Casey?

by CEO, Delta Technologies May 4, 2022

technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years

me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!

by Quixand November 3, 2017