by ballclapperbongopicsfishfillet May 15, 2023
Get the Technology Green Saladmug. When an IT worker, usually in a leadership role, deliberately messes up something that works well to make their job seem irreplaceable (i.e., the hero). Symptoms include front line staff and vendors running around frantically in a "sky is falling" scenario only to discover after great detective work and duress one pulled wire or misconfigured group policy, which was not that way yesterday.
"Check the cable?"
"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."
"Check it anyway."
"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
"The desk hasn't moved from this spot in ten years."
"Check it anyway."
"Well I'll be .... printer's working fine now! Fourth time this week. Peter was just here yesterday.... you thinking what i'm thinking?
"Munchausen Syndrome by Technology."
"bingo."
by jj_702 October 17, 2019
Get the Munchausen Syndrome by Technologymug. A form of terrorism SJWs and haters use to cancel or hate on someone by insulting them followed by death threats and wishing for them to tragically die just because they have a different view that doesnt fit their narrative.
Sam witnessed the rising surge of technological terrorism towards one of his friends on Twitter when they tried to bring up a different opinion on a sensitive subject.
by Ghostgam3r May 4, 2020
Get the Technological Terrorismmug. Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
Get the Old Man Technology Problemsmug. Technology school in Lebanon County Pa ,full of hicks, that try to act like they are from the city, and most of the students end up working at jobs somewhat in their field of study, Diesel Technology has the most tire marks and smoke.
by Sweigart34 November 25, 2019
Get the Lebanon County Career And Technology Centermug. Technology that is secret
Oh shit, the government facility I work in uses holograms!
What the fuck, that’s some black technology…
What the fuck, that’s some black technology…
by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022
Get the black technologymug. Extraphysical Technology or Technoextraphysics is a board area of extraphysics, involving the use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical properties and functions to make products and technologies. Depending of the tools and applications, it often overlaps with related extraphysical and technological fields. Extraphysical technology often works with the development of technologies that would work at extraphysical level and being able to use of extraphysical mechanics and extraphysical propeties and that could be used for several goals such as building an extraphysical civilization and turn humanity into an extraphysical species.
"Extraphysical technology is just really amazing, it's really nice to know that we might have in the future more alternatives to classical transhumanism and that those alternatives can be far better and far useful than classical transhumanism itself, despite it might take a lot of time until they are completely developed."
by Full Monteirism June 16, 2021
Get the Extraphysical Technologymug.