technology grandma

someone who isn't too old nor too young for technology

i am a technology grandma too!

by technologygreatgranny May 24, 2020

Azerbaijan technology

An adjective for a company that is very seccessful.

Example for the word:

Someone: did you hear how many watches ive selled?
Someone2: yeah it became a real azerbaijan technology

by Moisidoot August 28, 2025

technological block

A Luddite, someone who has a wall in their head that will not allow them to filter in knowledge about how tech can help them. My mom wants to start an online business, but how could I help her when she has the technological block?

My Mom wants to start an online business and she asked me for assistance, but how do I help when she has a technological block?

by DJJENNABROWN April 28, 2015

technologically challenged

someone who doesn't know how to fix her computer and asks someone how to do it

paget brewster: hey do you know how to fix my computer
steve: sure just unplug it and then plug it back in
paget: okay thanks, by the way im technologically challenged, wanna go out

steve: sure

by technologygreatgranny May 23, 2020

Media Technologies

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.

- Hey, what's your major?
- Media Technologies, boo.

- Wow, so you're gay AND depressed.

by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024

technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.

Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"

by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017

Bioextraphysical Technology

Bioextraphysical Technology or Technobioextraphysics is a broad area of bioextraphysics, involving the use of extraphysical living systems and extraphysical organisms to develop or make products and technologies. Depending on the tools and applications, it often overlaps with related extraphysical and technological fields. Bioextraphysical technology often works with the development of biotechnologies that would be able to work at extraphysical level and replicating the same properties and functions of bioextraphysics and that could be used for several goals, such as the development of bioextraphysical products and even to turn humanity into a bioextraphysical species.

"Bioextraphysical technology is a nice field that might grow a lot in the future, despite it might take a lot of time until it's full developed such as the other fields of extraphysical technology, technobioextraphysics and technoextraphysics."

by Full Monteirism June 16, 2021