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Thai rain

Warm yellow rain, which can be made to start falling, having previously arranged such with a lady of negotiable affections by crossing her palm with silver.
10 minutes after dropping some cash on the table, he was beneath a Thai lady, when a sudden Thai rain made his eyes sting.
by GeezerWheezer August 30, 2023
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ALVIN THAI LIM.

He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.

The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
MILES MULTANI: " yo, the certain individual is passing out"
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB ๐Ÿš– ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"

MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 13, 2025
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Thai Hooker Bomb

When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.
Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"

Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
by Powd May 14, 2022
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THAI, also goes by ALVIN THAI LIM

He's extremely SKILLED in the following!

1. Cooking ๐Ÿณ Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon ๐Ÿ’‹ Ladies watch out ๐Ÿ’ฉ
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!

4. Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

5. Thai Tong ๐Ÿ’ฉ

6. Thai hot pot ๐Ÿ‘…
7. Thai Roulette ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! ๐Ÿ‘…
TJ: ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’จ " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey ๐Ÿคข
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 10, 2025
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MAGILANT NARSASSCIST, look up this definition. Poor Jaden and MaiLin have a father as one of these known as Thai
THAI: My life is full of lies.
ALVIN: no SHIT Sherlock.
THAI: I'm a BORN MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
ALVIN: Since Day # 1
THAI: did you know all my school documents are fake like me.
ALVIN: your tool and die certificate is clearly FAKE as FUCK!

THAI: I made it this far LOL

ALVIN: I'm going to tell your parents.
THAI: don't
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ March 1, 2025
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Thai

He is a very funny and clever. A very small cock. And pulls no bitches(bitchless ass nigga). And has money.
This nigga Thai look old asf.
by Noitsnotthai November 20, 2023
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thai steamer

A device used to steam clean a sex worker's vagina between clients. Used by squatting over a boiling pot of water.
Michelle squatted over her Thai steamer to prepare herself for her next client.
by SubOhm June 27, 2023
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