THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
SILVIA: Thai, wtf are you doing ?
Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.
SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.
SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
Get the Thaimug. Someone who poses as a female during the night, normally found on street corners wearing layers of make up provided by his pimp.
by anoneyabusiness February 18, 2010
Get the Bun-Thaimug. This small short lady boy from THAI LAND is notorious for getting botox in all parts of his body including his favourite part which are his lips 💋
JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
JUNE 25TH, JUNE 26th, JUNE 27th & JUNE 28th all in the year of 2019 he got all jacked up on botox and steroids.
What a complete clown! The guy has kids that are starving and this what he does ? Does make sense now that he's completely BALD and he looks deformed & mangled like he's been through the shredder machine.
KATARINA MORDY: " hey THAI, I'm going in for a session of filler for botox this week,
They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains 🧠 is swelled up so I think you another dose"
THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips 💋 done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"
KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
They have a special going on MAGILANT NARSASSCIST so I would recommend that you take the special because your brains 🧠 is swelled up so I think you another dose"
THAI: " KATARINA, the Botox deal sounds good because my boyfriend likes it when I get my lips 💋 done. He says the time he had in MEXICO was unforgettable while he was passes out and he got polished up under the sheets"
KATARINA: " WTF!! You are a BISEXUAL little MIGGET after ALL!! ... Im going ro tell RYAN & SAM !
by THAI 💩 February 08, 2025
Get the Thaimug. When you stack two “lady boys” on top of one another, make devil horns with a hand (pinky and index finger), and finger bang their assholes like two chopsticks.
I was so drunk in Bangkok that I thought I was taking two girls back to my hotel room, but I ended giving them a Thai Lunchbox and sent them on their way.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
Get the Thai Lunchboxmug. A MAGILANT NARSASSCIST who needs to be clinlicy diagnosed because he clearly has a chemical imbalance of some sort that he has no clue who he is.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"
When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia
2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES
4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL
5. He's CHRISTIAN
6. He's BUDIST
7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI
9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong
10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
These are all the things he claims!!
I did reckon on the CHINESE TRIAD because I asked his mom, she laughed and said " he's too dumb and a complete coward but knows how to put on a show like he's tough"
When he gets angry, his top lip curls up and he puffs out his chest. It's really cute LMFAO
This guy is all over the map, his story changes on a daily basis and I also looked into the tattoo that's on his upper part of his neck. Once you tat your neck.. you are clearly stamped in society and I will give him credit for that because that does take guts but I have heard two different stories for that tattoo LOL.
1. He's from Malaysia
2. He's from TIWAN
3. He's from the PHILIPPINES
4. He's in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA LOL
5. He's CHRISTIAN
6. He's BUDIST
7. Claims he's a artist of some sort but doesn't posses any skill of any kind. The guy has no swag and can't even dress him self with a proper colour combo.
8. MR FUGAZI
9.IPC BULL SHIT trainer at ATS and he has that title on his header on his emails at his current company at Toyota in Woodstock. LOL what a Ding Dong
10. A real COCK SUCKER
11. Claims he's straight. We all know he isn't! LOL
12. He's told a hand full of people that he sucks his own DICK.
THAI: " yo TD, want me to make you your special drink? extra stirried with my pecker and a few 💊 pills in there ?
TD: " oOo⁰0oo⁰ooòOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the
map so you can do what you do best with me ❤
TD: " oOo⁰0oo⁰ooòOohHhhhhhh yesss!! Please do make me one extra stirred, I want the THAI special so I'm all over the
map so you can do what you do best with me ❤
by THAI 💩 February 05, 2025
Get the THAImug. Thai-Tran is one of the greatest friends you could ask for, a bit stubborn, but she means well. Very caring and chill as fuck, she's one of the greatest people you'll ever meet. :)
person 1: yo who's that?
persone 2: huh? oh, that's Thai-Tran, she's incredible!
person 3: Oh, are we talking bout Thai-Tran? aww haha yeah, she's amazing, odn't knwo what else to say, she is beyond words and i aodre her to bits :))
persone 2: huh? oh, that's Thai-Tran, she's incredible!
person 3: Oh, are we talking bout Thai-Tran? aww haha yeah, she's amazing, odn't knwo what else to say, she is beyond words and i aodre her to bits :))
by -///- love ya November 02, 2020
Get the Thai-Tranmug. When you ziptie the trigger on an aerosol floral or tropical scent spray and throw it into a room to mask another smell.
Bob: "How are you going to cover the small of cigarettes in your hotel room?"
Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
Tom: "I'm going to throw a Thai Hooker Bomb and close the door before we leave."
by Powd May 14, 2022
Get the Thai Hooker Bombmug.