THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
Well, according to SILVIA which is THAI'S sister, THAI has dated and slept with all the women in his family especially his first cousins because he says he's adopted and which makes it ok to pump your cousins?
SILVIA: Thai, wtf are you doing ?
Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.
SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
Thai: I'm spying on you while you are in the shower.
SILVIA: I'm telling BETHANY
by THAI 💩 February 16, 2025
Get the Thai mug.These creatures are prone to meddling into people's business and since they are MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS they will do anything to win even roffie your drink or tamper with his exwife's birth control pills 💊 so she gets prego. She was on the verge of leaving him because she had enough of his antics so he pulled a fast one and got her knocked up by tampering with her birth control pills so now they are connected for ever through their kids.
I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀.
A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
I would be careful with this guy because he's a real Lonnie and has gone completely COO COO . We believe he was always COO COO but his parents didn't try to diagnose him at a early age which they should have and got him the help he needed. Not only he has mental health issues, he also has some sort of a disease that he is hiding. Just look at the SCLERA part of his eyes 👀.
A real scumbag!! Even his own kids will tell you that!
SAM: " yo RYAN, what's up with THAI lately "
RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips 💋 are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"
SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"
RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that 🥂🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🍻
RYAN: "ALVIN THAI LIM? He drinks like a fish and he's always under the influence of substances.
KATARINA.M : " Ryan, can you shut it ! He just got lip filler so his face and lips 💋 are swelled up so please give it some time till he fully heals"
SAM: " RYAN, KATARINA. Is there any of the unprocessed bleach VODKA that's left over ?? Let's make a toast to his new glamorous look"
RYAN, SAM & KATARINA cheers to that 🥂🍻🍻🥂🥂🥂🍻
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.
The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
He loves to analyze people so he did this one time to a certain individual but that certain individual played along to make it seem like THAI's antics are going unnoticed but in reality that certain individual was leading him on because Thai stages and plans everything prior to his analyzing routine.
He will ask you to come and hang out with him then put on a Movie, music video or a show that possibly could resonate with you in some way shape or form but he will play off like it wasn't planned when the video or Movie comes on. So this certain individual knew Thai was staging everything prior to his arrival, then he put on the music video and Thai watched the individual from the kitchen like a creep to see the individuals reactions to the video but the individual pretended like he didn't notice Thai, and the individual was acting like he was sooo into the video so Thai could get the validation.
He's done this for decades, he will go even as far as having mutiltiple people involved in staging and acting along to his narrative because he's a real MAGILANT NARSASSCIST.
A lot of incidents have occurred over the years.
He set up another individual on June 3rd/ 4th in 2024, took him to the strip club then had strippers on the inside acting along then eventually took him to Holiday Inn in Waterloo as they told him to get undressed then eventually made him take his shoes off etc.
The waterbottle was a good prop along with the staged cab and the banging noises LOL
MILES MULTANI: " yo, the certain individual is passing out"
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB 🚖 ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"
MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
ALI: " tell him to take off his shoes "
THAI: " I got the CAB 🚖 ready and the loud banging noises on deck"
STRIPPERS: "MILES MULTANI & ALI, are we getting paid for our time"
MILES MULTANI: " fucking right you are, bend over "
ALI: " MILES, can you bend over too "
THAI: " Wait for me guys I want to have a circle jerk with me in the middle "
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
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ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
ALVIN THAI LIM
An HOMIESEXUAL who has told a handful of people that he SUCKS his OWN DICK while he performs one of his favorite moves , Thai Coconut
He can multitask different combo's as well.
Just ask his roommates, RYAN and SAM.
SAM : " yo RYAN, have you ever had the Thai soup by THAI "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
RYAN : yo SAM , I'm kind of MAD 😠 at THAI because when we all went to OCTOBER fest together you remember that I got in a fight with THAI, he claims that I pushed him at the Concordia Club while he was dancing 💃 with KATARINA but he has terrible balance and no swag so he ended up tripping and falling all by him self "
SAM : " OH BOY, yeSh. I remember. Both of you started scrapping it out after we left and both of you got out of the car and duked it out then you threw THAI on the hood of the car like a rag doll "
RYAN : " yo SAM, can you believe THAI, he tells everyone that I pick my nose and eat all the boogers at the same time"
SAM : "He's told me that as well "
RYAN : " that's it!! I shall settle for a Thai handshake "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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I'm so thai-overed
by merryfool April 26, 2011
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He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
He's extremely SKILLED in the following!
1. Cooking 🍳 Thai soup
2. Thai Dragon 💋 Ladies watch out 💩
3. Thai Lunchbox Men ONLY!
4. Thai Coconut 🥥
5. Thai Tong 💩
6. Thai hot pot 👅
7. Thai Roulette 💥💥
TJ: " THAI, what are you saying this weekend bro "
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
THAI : " I will be practicing that list that was populated up there so if you don't mind swinging by so I can get warmed up if ya know what I mean there big Boy! 👅
TJ: 💨💨 " heading right over"
BIANCA. C : " WTF, THAI. Ewwwwwey 🤢
by THAI 💩 February 10, 2025
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