A: oh becky really loves roses. should we call her thai rose?
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
by flavex February 27, 2024
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WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
Get the Thai mug.A slang term for Thailand’s street version of “lean.” Unlike the American version that mixes codeine cough syrup with soda and candy, Thai Lean is almost always just kratom tea (namtom) combined with diphenhydramine (Benadryl) syrup or crushed tablets, sometimes with tramadol or other cheap medicines. While soda might be added occasionally to mask the bitterness The effect is a heavy, sedating high layered over kratom’s stimulant base, but it’s unpredictable and carries significant health risks.
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Warm yellow rain, which can be made to start falling, having previously arranged such with a lady of negotiable affections by crossing her palm with silver.
10 minutes after dropping some cash on the table, he was beneath a Thai lady, when a sudden Thai rain made his eyes sting.
by GeezerWheezer August 30, 2023
Get the Thai rain mug.The most selfish piece of shit. Will tear your life to shreds and pick up and go. The most emotionally unavailable person on earth. Will cheat on you from day 1.
by CocoaMolly August 2, 2020
Get the Thai mug.Midget height with a tattoo of his boyfriend's name on the upper part of his neck. Mid build, a bit on the stocky side but has put on weight and his face looks extremely bloated. Going bald or complete bald by now but is in the market for a toupee.
Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Still doing cycles of steroids, sniffing cocaine, drinking like a fish, smoking weed & consuming gallons of mens semen.
Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"
Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
" THAI"
Concerned CITIZEN # 2 : " that's called a
" THAI"
by THAI 💩 February 9, 2025
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