THAI aka ALVIN THAI LIM
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We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
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" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊💋💉💋💊
We believe he's a LADYBOY from THAILAND who's in a disguise of some sort ? Not sure how to address this but he has had a lot of LIP FILLER and BOTOX work done in the year of 2019.
You can just ask RYAN and Sam his roommates also KATRINA MORDY his girlfriend at that time. Now he works at a NAIL 💅 SALON but he claims he's got street cred from the HOOD ?
You're a CARBON COPY of JA RULE.
Maybe you should recite 50's verse
🔥🔥🔥 HAIL MARY🔥🔥🔥
🎵🎵🎵
" LiL nigga named THAI think he live like me how he left the hospital took 9 like me. You live in fantasies, nigga, I reject your deposit, when your little SWEET ASS gon' come out of the closet and you can tell MILES and ALI 🐼 what ever you want but you & I know whats going on,
Nigga, payback, THAI, I know your BITCH ASS from way back, Witness me strapped with MAC'S "
21 GUN SALUTE, BITCH 💥💥
THAI ALVIN THAI LIM
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
Ryan: yo SAM, I was working from home today and THAI came out of the shower and flashed me
SAM: was he in his Thai Tuck position?
RYAN : ya, it was fucking strange.
He tucked everything back and started dancing on the poker table where I set up my office and work.
SAM : WTF!! You're are kidding??
RYAN : nah Bruh, then it looked like he was in a Thai Pinch as he SHAT all over the poker table covering my work and laptop in feces.
KATRINA: he must have had Spicy Thai the night before? Then again he complements me by saying thai thai .
So Ryan you're going have to clean up that mess all by your self!
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So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together ❤. TD are his real initials.
So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out 🍆💦 but no THAI in sight?
TD: " yo THAI, I remember passing out after you made me that drink 🍸 you're the last person I seen right before I cluncked out "
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother ❤
I polished it up for you as well 💋"
*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?
*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
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