Fuck Short People

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.

Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.

by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

National long hair people day

September 15th

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021

Peopling

Socializing with other humans.

"There's too many humans at this party. I'm done with peopling tonight, bye."

by bunnyborg September 19, 2021

Tripping People

The next level of being high on LSD or Magic mushrooms. Commonly experienced when DMT is engested. The highest a person can get.

I'm so high my balls are tripping people!

by CiCi and the cookie monster September 23, 2021

Collect People

To have many friends from different seasons of life and many different friend groups.

“You have so many friends. More people than I know. You must collect people!”

by Barfie August 3, 2021

rich people twitter

hell.

if you ever want a reason to die, just go onto rich people twitter.

by the cooler penguin27 February 14, 2022

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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

by BottomDop February 20, 2022