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THAI

A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of tattoos.

Be careful with these things because their top LIP curls up when they get MAD ๐Ÿ˜  ๐Ÿ˜œ

You can find him at the back of the ๐Ÿ’… NAIL SALON giving out HAND JOBS to men & women.

He has a special going on every Friday called THAI POON Friday's, These Typhoon Friday's include.

1. Full hand job while his top lip is curled up.
2. THAI SMILE - in the missionary position only !!
3. THAI TANIC - with curry ice ๐ŸงŠ cubes and end the session off with a THAI NUGGET.

If he's in a real good mood he will perform the THAI PADLOCK.

Please book your reservation now!! Limited spots left, Frst cum - first serve
TD: " YO THAI, what are you saying this Friday???
THAI: " TD my Jamaican Brother,

It's THAI POON Friday's at the salon so I will be working. Please stop by so you & I can get out freak On"
TD: " Sounds good THAI POON ๐Ÿ˜‹ "
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 5, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

Don't-Thai-to-me

A dismissive or critical expression used to accuse someone of speaking dishonestly, evasively, manipulatively, or in a way perceived as typical of "Thai-style" impoliteness, nationalism, or cultural indirectness. Often implies mistrust or frustration with what is being said.
Look, if you messed up, just say so. Don't-Thai-to-me with all that nice-sounding talk.
by teapot_dev July 28, 2025
mugGet the Don't-Thai-to-memug.

THAI

Word is, he got married and had kids with a certain individual just to prove a point that he's not bisexual?
He's divorced now for many reasons and the mother has pretty much full custody of her kids which is great news for everyone because it's not fair for the kids to be around a father that hasn't come out of the closet yet. Now not only has he hurt his own kids, he has hurt him self to the point of no return which he has to live with this for the rest of his life.

He's a short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST that use to work at Automation Tooling Systems & caused a lot of RIFF RAFF there then worked at Toyota in Woodstock and still causing RIFF RAFF there. Apparently he rented a LAMBORGHINI and brought it to his work at Toyota in the heart of the PANDEMIC and told everyone that the car is his. LoL . He will do anything for any form of validation.
Only ALVIN THAI LIM's do these sort of things.
Yeahhh Buddy, you're a REAL JOKE!!

Even his own kids say he's a complete JOKE!!
Doug: " yo THAI, is that your LAMBO? You work on the production line just like me and how can you afford such a car especially when you're going through your divorce "

THAI : " Doug, can you just act along when I ๐Ÿ˜‰ wink at you so the car looks like it belongs to me because I just want to be accepted and liked by everyone "

FOR ALL THE WRONG REASONS THOUGH!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 6, 2025
mugGet the THAImug.

Thai sushi

Thigh sushi between girls legs
by Chall3ng3r03 October 6, 2021
mugGet the Thai sushimug.

Thai Lean

A slang term for Thailandโ€™s street version of โ€œlean.โ€ Unlike the American version that mixes codeine cough syrup with soda and candy, Thai Lean is almost always just kratom tea (namtom) combined with diphenhydramine (Benadryl) syrup or crushed tablets, sometimes with tramadol or other cheap medicines. While soda might be added occasionally to mask the bitterness The effect is a heavy, sedating high layered over kratomโ€™s stimulant base, but itโ€™s unpredictable and carries significant health risks.
Most dudes round here just drink Thai Lean without any soda, it hits harder that way.
by RealCulture August 25, 2025
mugGet the Thai Leanmug.

thai take-out

Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
Tom, stop by the pet store... I'm thinking Thai Take-out tonight. Wink.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
mugGet the thai take-outmug.

food thai potatoes

a type of diarrhoea (diarrhea) that is very effective. It can kill u and even explode ur ass. It is hell. It is life.
Guy: PLEASE HELP ME I HAVE FOOD THAI POTATOES!!!
by orangasm February 2, 2020
mugGet the food thai potatoesmug.

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