A: oh becky really loves roses. should we call her thai rose?
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
B: why?
A: because she’s from thailand and she loves roses
by flavex February 27, 2024
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WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
WhO IN ThE heLL claims that they are in the CHINESE TRIAD MAFIA and gets BOTOX injected in them 💉. 💋
BraH, who the FAK are you fooling?
Are you THaT deSPeRaTE foR a SHARD of attention that you are willing to do such things. You are a short little queer with tattoos who's trying to fit in anywhere you can either with your BULL SHIT stories or your DING DONG antics!
GO THE FUCK BACK to your country or BACK to BARRIE where you FAKing belong! LoL
Your kids can make it perfectly fine without you, they have made it this far being raised by thier single mom.
You have taken the following substances and still are continuing which everyone knows.
-Viagra
-Cocaine
-Steroids
-Men's semen
-Meth
-Heroine
-Crack
-BOTOX, thanks to KATRINA MORDY
-Weed on the daily
-Drinks like a FISH, your bleach VODKA
that's made in someone's bath 🛁 tub
tastes like SHIT and is poisonous ☠💀
-Your Diamonds 💎 are pure garbage
just like you.
No wonder the SCLERA part of your eyes 👁👀 are changing colour? Could your liver finally be shutting down ?
KATRINA MORDY: " HANAHA, have you noticed anything different about THAI lately ?
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
HANAHA: " yeah I have, his lips 💋 are swelled up and so is his head , what happened "
KATRINA MORDY: " OH we went to the salon for our BOTOX sessions and they their special running at the time for MAGILANT NARSASSCISTS so THAI fits that description perfectly so he got the MAGILANT discount % "
HANAHA: " did you suck his dick after "
KATRINA MORDY " yea I did, it tasted like SHIT!! It was like he fucked someone up the ASS and it smelt bad too "
HANAHA: " maybe the person ate too much YEMENI CHIKEN RICE and shattered the 🚽 porcelain at the same time "
Wait a minute, I was over at THAI's place and I made YEMENI CHICKEN RICE and the only person that was there was his one roommate RYAN at the time and half the YEMENI CHIKEN rice is gone now.
KATRINA MORDY " " WTF! I KNEW IT, THAI is GAY!
HANAHA: " His best friend TAURIEN DALEY from BARRIE told me that a while ago because something happened to TAURIEN while him and THAI went to MEXICO together ❤. TAURIEN woke up naked or something like that "
KATRINA MORDY: " you can have the BASKET CASE "
HANAHA: " well soo much for the YEMENI CHIKEN RICE "
RYAN : " HANAHA, it was delish but I had
Thai Soccer Team all night before THAI put it in if ya know what I mean 😉. "
HANAHA " OH , BOY "
KATRINA MORDY : " OH, BOY "
by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025
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THAI SOUP is...a dom/domme tell the male sub to gets a blow of cold water then tie a pice of string/shoe lace around his nuts and between them and then put his nuts and dick in to the water for about 5minutes, then he has to cum into the water then he has to drink it, thats THAI soup
DOMME said to her sub "THAI SOUP" then the male sub made a thai soup and drink it and thank his Domme for the soup
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he the one who always goes for big money bag first
Wow thaye is so hot let me get up on him.
he the one who always goes for big money bag first
Wow thaye is so hot let me get up on him.
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Get the josie thai mug.Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.
Thai Coconut 🥥
Thai Chili Pepper 🌶
Thai dragon 🐉
Thai Whistle 😙
🥳🎊 For all his VIP's he performs 🎊🥳
The 🍜 Thai soup 🍜
He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "
HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF 🤮🤢🤮
by THAI 💩 February 13, 2025
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