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He also goes by ALVIN as well, his full name is ALVIN THAI LIM.

He pulled another stint with another individual except this time it wasn't as harsh as the Holiday INN after party.

He had the same people involved this time as well.

ALI and MILES MULTANI

They called up the individual and took him to NIKKI's Roadhouse in Princeton/ Woodstock ONT.
ALI and MILES got the individual all sauced up and had people on the inside at the strip club and they had recited his lingo prior to his arrival at NIKKI's then as he walked by they started throwing the feelers out. LOL

The individual just acted oblivious and pretend like OMG " such a coincidence that they are flowing like me, like whoaaa "

Yo ALVIN THAI LIM you little queer , you have to do a better job on training ALI and MILES MULTANI LOL 😆 😄

These guys are notorious for roffieeing people especially MEN so please do tread.

They are on some P. DIDDY 💩 ?

MILES MULTANI: " Yo ALI, looks like the roffie that we put in his drinks has kicked in on the individual"

ALI: " Excellent, keep him occupied and keep feeding him drinks because im going to send a stripper over without him knowing "

THAI: " MILES, ALI.. I need a status update because I'm just around the corner giving a BLOWJOB to my buddy MARK because he finished early from his shift at TOYOTA.

MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY "

ALI: " yo MILES, should I ask THAI to perform the Thai Snow Storm "

MILES MULTANI: " I want IN on this "

INDIVIDUAL: " yo, MILES, ALI- is the charades over yet or should I just keep acting along like I don't notice what you all planned for me ?

MILES MULTANI: " I will buy you another

thai iced tea "

THAI : " Guys keep the individual occupied because MARK here is backed up and is blowing big loads 💦. "

MILES MULTANI: " Yo THAI, do you have room for me, I will promise you our tips won't touch "

THAI: " Yes, ofcourse .just come in on a slight angle with just enough enertia"

MILES MULTANI: " OH BOY"

Moral of the story is, keep your distance from these DING DONG'S and if you do end up going out anywhere with them please tread carefully and purchase your own drinks with all eyes on the bartender at the point of purchase.

by THAI 💩 February 14, 2025

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Concerned Citizen # 1 : "What's that thing hiding in that BMW ? Looks extremely strange"

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A short BISEXUAL MAGILANT NARSASSCIST with a lot of Tattoos that sells fake DIAMONDS and Unprocessed Vodka that's made in a methlab in a bathtub 🛀. Heaed the vodka tastes like bleach and has made people extremely sick in the region along with a few casualties.

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Thai-Thu is a Vietnamese girl full of hidden charms. She may seem like a quiet, shy girl when you look at her, but after you befriend her you’ll meet the talkative, easy-going, kind-hearted and beautiful girl that she is. Thai-Thu is very likeable and can get along with almost anyone. She has a lot of acquaintances, but only a couple really close friends.

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