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A short MAGILANT NARSASSCIST,
You can find him hiding in his car wearing big sunglasses and a hat real low trying to look stealthy.
He likes to creep on people and follow them so please do tread when you see this creep.
You will never see him out in the open because he's always hiding something & I wonder what that is LOL. He's hiding his gayness. So from BARRIE ONTARIO he made his way down to KITCHENER Waterloo then to Woodstock and now he's all over the place. He's always at the ๐Ÿ’… NAIL SALON hiding. You should have a closer look at this creature hiding in his car. LOL ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜‚
Charles Q: " yo what's that thing hiding in that BMW SUV "
BIANCA C : " OMg, it's that creep ๐Ÿ˜ณ Thai!" RUN like CAPPADONNA!!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 7, 2025
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THAI

A very TRUE story, please be careful with these people, they are prone to roofeing men especially and taking advantage of them.

So, THAI and his best friend TD from BARRIE ONT decided to go to MEXICO together โค. TD are his real initials.

So one night these DING DONG's went to a beach party then came back to their hotel room around 2:45 am, they both had their own beds but all in one room.
TD wasn't completely drunk but had a nice glow on so THAI decision to keep the party going with just them two in the room and now it's 3:45 am. TD eventually passed out after having his last drink that THAI made him.
TD woke up the next morning feeling a bit hungover and looked to the bed next to him and THAI wasn't there then he got a tingling sensation, like a cool breeze that just whisked something and he was feeling good so he looked down, took off his sheets and seen his shorts around his ankles, zipper undone with his pecker hanging out ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ but no THAI in sight?
TD: " yo THAI, I remember passing out after you made me that drink ๐Ÿธ you're the last person I seen right before I cluncked out "

THAI: " TD my brother, since you're a big 6'5" husky JAMAICAN, I wanted to see what you're working with and boy I will tell Yah!! You are BLESSED my brother โค
I polished it up for you as well ๐Ÿ’‹"

*** is that considered sexual abuse? Can TD charge him and take him to court so that's the stipulation right now.
Or, did TD enjoy it ?

*** just some advice, please don't be alone with him in a room because he will make advances on you and then depending on the situation he will roffie your drink. Always have 3 or more people around because he's a fucked up dude.
There have been many citing's with THAI over the years especially trying to sexually engage with men, please do tread around him or RUN like CAPPADONNA!! WU- TANG CLAN ain't nothing to FUCK with!!
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 5, 2025
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josie thai

The silliest goofiest bbgiest person ever! dominaurs lover girl and the best person ever tbh.
person 1: โ€œomg yk josie thai??โ€
person 2: โ€œya shes so hot and amazing๐Ÿ˜œโ€
by urmom6667 January 12, 2023
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Thai

Thai ALVIN THAI LIM

So the word is, Thai and his two friends
ALI ๐Ÿผ and MILES MULTANI could have been fooled by two different people.
At NIKKI'S it was a completely different person verses the person they took to ROXXAN's??
THAI: ALI ๐Ÿผ & MILES MULTANI, I need to have a meeting right now!
How could you guys not notice the difference with the individual?
Did you DING DONGS roffie each other ?

ALI ๐Ÿผ : he looked like the same guy we took to ROXXAN'S!

MILES MULTANI: yo THAI, since we fucked up are you going to punish us with your

Thai Dick Slug ?

THAI : I'm feeling extremely furious to the point I'm Thai furry nuts

ALI ๐Ÿผ : I want the Thai hot pot

MILES MULTANI : fuck you ALI ๐Ÿผ

I want the Thai hot pot

THAI: if you guys are hungry I can make you guys my famous PHO ๐Ÿœ SOUP?

THE Thai soup ??

MILES MULTANI: oHhh FACK ya!! I will feed ALI ๐Ÿผ with the use of my DICK!

ALI ๐Ÿผ : MILES MULTANI I LOVE ๐Ÿ’˜ YOU

ALVIN THAI LIM: both of you get on your knees right now and perform a Thai snowman

MILES MULTANI: ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ

ALI ๐Ÿผ:.๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 16, 2025
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Winson Thai

A very angry chinese dude in New York City who hates everything that the world stands for. A Railfan suffering from depression, lack of patience, and anger management problems
"Hey Mark? Who is that angry chinese dude who is always complaining about the subway trains?" "Oh Max that's Winson Thai, he has very bad issues with anything train related... unfortunately".
by TheAngryNintendoNerd July 30, 2023
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Thai

Every Friday ALVIN THAI LIM hosts THAIPOON Friday's

These TYPHOON FRIDAY'S include the following.

Thai Coconut ๐Ÿฅฅ

Thai Chili Pepper ๐ŸŒถ

Thai dragon ๐Ÿ‰

Thai Whistle ๐Ÿ˜™

๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽŠ For all his VIP's he performs ๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿฅณ

The ๐Ÿœ Thai soup ๐Ÿœ

He has specials running right now so first CUM first seve basis!!
SAM: " Yo Mark, what are you saying this Friday "
MARK: " TOYOTA, has a lot of overtime this week so I might work afternoon shift for some OT, why whats up"
SAM: " THAI is hosting his THAIPOON Friday's "
MARK: " In that case!! These cars can build them selfs "

HANAHA: " Guys, you're Kidding me Right? I was in a relationship with THAI for many years.. OMG WTF ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
by THAI ๐Ÿ’ฉ February 13, 2025
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Thai-Pickle

A normie (typical) ThaI-Pickle is a normie who doesn't take being called a normie very well so you call them a thai-pickle, a (typical) person/s. Invented by a great tinychatter @ www.tinychat.com/coop "BrazerLeath"
Dont' call that normie out bro, he's a ThaI-Pickle.
by lilPeenk June 24, 2022
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