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hair punishment

Any of a variety of punishments involving the hair. It is most often used with children and rebellious teenagers, but it can be done to adults, traitors, religious criminals, etc. It might be completely shaved, shaved in patches, deliberately cut sloppily, pulled, twisted tightly, pulled out by the roots, permed, used to restrain the person, unwanted accessories added, or objects glued or taped in. The goal is to either make the scalp hurt or to make the person's appearance ugly and humiliating.
"My daughter has lied and stole so much and I've tried everything, so I will try hair punishment as a last resort. I will shave out patches and add duct tape and make her wear it like that for 2-3 months."
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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Poor man's Punishment

The act of melting down a snickers bar in a pan and throwing the molten nougat into someones face. This then sticks to the victims face, burning them continuously.
Person 1: Did you see that guys face?! What happened to him?

Person 2: Yeah, it seems poor man's punishment got the better of him.

Person 1: What! That must of hurt.
by Egg with tail November 1, 2017
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taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.
Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...
by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 8, 2014
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Fictional Googology Punishment

It's a thing used against anti-FGers; that punishment unleashes a random amount of FG numbers and jumpscares the living heck out of you at any high number of dB. and after the punishment, you will experience some symptoms such as: being forced to love FG, being forced to love BFDI, being forced to love Garrett, being forced to love autism, etc.
Teacher: Do not trash talk about FG!
Some random OWOT user/anti-FGer: Why would I listen to you? FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!! FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY IS TRASH!!
Teacher: FICTIONAL GOOGOLOGY PUNISHMENT!!
* fg numbers jumpscare some random OWOT user/anti-fger *
Some random OWOT user/anti-fger: AH!!! F**K!! I GOT JUMPSCARED!! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF!! MY B**LS HURT FROM MY TIMBERS BEING SHIVERED!!! Ah great, now i'm forced to love FG, BFDI, Garrett, and Autism.
by BernatJp2022 December 16, 2024
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insta punishment

A consequence of a bad choice Instagram post that was seen by a parent or authoritative figure in a young person's life.
"Excuse me, did you post a video of yourself breaking your brother's lava lamp? Well that's a Insta Punishment, young lady!"
by Reali_D June 28, 2020
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Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.
PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?
by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025
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Pennsylvania Penis Punisher

The sexual act where you are thigh fucking a girl whilst another girl is sucking your cock with her teeth on the other side of her thighs, you must scream liberty while ringing a bell and wearing an Amish straw hat.
Dude, I got the best Pennsylvania Penis Punisher of my life last night.
by Penny Nigga March 11, 2024
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