Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.

“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”

by JuiceeJay February 4, 2025

ignition military bomb

Joe

Muslim Nigga: I put an ignition military bomb in the classroom
White Emo Kid: Sweet!

by Big Fella 9000 October 17, 2019

Operation Military Rescue

The Act of a female soldier giving an injured male soldier a blow job during battle.

John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.

Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day

by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021

Oasis Military

One of the best rec room groups even

"Are you part of Oasis Military"
"No why"
"Go join it now"

by ItzEg June 10, 2022

What is the military age of Cordaniy?

13.7 | 14 | 15.1

What is the military age of Cordaniy? are 13.7 | 14 | 15.1

by Lerim Mona August 7, 2022

Military Grunt Cunt

A very annoying foot soldier in the military

Jim never listen to the Commanders advice he would always like to go Rogue so he was known around the camp as a Military Grunt Cunt

by EmJayee October 5, 2017