Military Dog

An attractive woman hired by the military to raise recruitment via social media.

I saw this one thirst tiktok of a military dog. She's so hot.

by aggressive_nee February 12, 2023

Military parent

A type of (usually male) parent who treats their household as if theirs kids are in the army, they're typically very strict and do not like their kids questioning their orders even if said order is unreasonable, unethical or doesn't make much sense, they can also act very cold and emotionally distant towards their child but this isn't always the case.

Whilst a percentage of military parents were probably in the army when they were young, alot of them weren't and just act like they were.

A military parents Reasons for their parents style include:
-An intense desire for power or control.
-They may have been in the army and were conditioned by it.
-A false belief that being tough and distant on their kid will condition them and make them a strong stable adult.
-Trauma from their past such as abuse or similar treatment from their parents.

by Dr Doot January 29, 2024

military madness

san antonio craziest car/truck meet host . nun munch to say here unless ill be snitching 😂

Her. did you go to that crazy ass meet last nite
Him. you must be talking about military madness.!!

by 210unknown August 23, 2021

WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME

A disease that’s nearly impossible to cure, someone who has rights. Infects white, cisgender males, and causes them to love America and the military.

"Yeah... Alex has WHITE MALEIST CISGENDEROUS MILITARY AMERICANLY SYNDROME - He has too many rights and loves America far too much."

by aTransMasc December 20, 2022

Military Girl

Typically a young woman who often times comes from a military family, whether there are active duty members or not, who will seem as though she is surrounded by military men (whether that be family, friends, or partners) often. She may date military men exclusively even if it’s not intentionally. This is commonly due to an admiration of the values and morals that most military members have. She could be seen supporting multiple branches by posting pictures with those in uniform, owning different accessories or clothing items with military symbols/sayings, and attending military events (i.e. graduations, ceremonies, galas/balls).

Dude 1: Payton is a major military girl. Her family has an extensive list of vets and her brother is active duty Air Force. She’s also dated guys in four different branches!
Dude 2: Has she ever dated a civilian?

Dude 1: I doubt it, her current boyfriend is a marine.

by Collegestuff April 17, 2019

military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Military chop

A military chop is a bad haircut offered to military at a very low price usually less the 15. You can most often find the military chop on coast highway in oceanside. The barbers tht work at these shops have no talent and work ethic and cant get a job and be successful at a barbershop we’re you have to be good to work there. There is usually no interview required to check talent and skill cutting hair. Barbers most likely use drugs such as meth and weed and drink on the job.

Hey that barbers has a star-trek helmet on cutting hair and the management is ok with tht? What a military chop that haircut is. only on coast highway will you see tht.

by Kingheroin July 24, 2022