Military

Who the fucks the military

The military service red

by Richard bakes February 23, 2022

Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)

Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.

by Dean_Edolas_42 March 03, 2022

ignition military bomb

Joe

Muslim Nigga: I put an ignition military bomb in the classroom
White Emo Kid: Sweet!

by Big Fella 9000 October 17, 2019

military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.

“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”

by JuiceeJay February 04, 2025

military manlet

The military manlet is an overcompensating manlet boy who, in a fit of Napoleon complex-induced insanity, has signed up for active duty with the United States Armed Forces. Here the useless and effeminate manlets are generally used as cannon fodder when deployed in the absurd spectacle known as the manlet wave attack tactic, but can also be traded as war brides, serve as portable human shields or can be used as an emergency fortification when stacked up as a barricade in lieu of sandbags. The military manlet is always keen to raise the morale of the actual soldiers in his platoon by donning an Oompa Loompa costume and dancing a merry jig atop a mess hall table as the surrounding military manlets clap in unison while dancing in a circle like the fairies that they are and all the manmores pelt him with height boosting insoles. As an encore Manletlyn Monroe performs smash hits such as "High Heels Are A Manlets Best Friend" and "Bye Bye Masculinity" to further entertain the troops.

Why is that pantsed military manlet lying face down in the mud over there? The silly sissy manlet broke one of his high heels while prancing around on the obstacle course and threw a hissy fit, so the real soldiers just left him there. Never leave a man behind - that obviously doesn't apply to manlets.

by ManletDepreciator August 22, 2024

The most moral military on the planet

Jewish. It's just Jewish. If you're a Jew... The the highest level of morality... Is Judaism.

Hym "So... All you need to do to be 'The most moral military on the planet' is be a jewish military. Literally. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CASE? They LITERALLY say that some cultures are better then others. Which culture is the most moral? The western jewish-religion derivative cultures? Because the highest moral authority on the planet to a Jew is a Jew. The entire religion revolves around the claim that they spoke to the creature. That is a lie. That isn't a thing that happened."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024

Howe Military Academy

A private co-ed boarding school for Grades 7-12 located in Howe, IN. Founded in 1884.

My son graduated from Howe Military Academy in 2018.

by howemilitary April 03, 2019