The israeli military

Where you use a gas mask but never f-sag

I don't want to be in the israeli military.

by Sexydimma June 18, 2022

Military Goggles

Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.

Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).

At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.

by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015

ignition military bomb

Joe

Muslim Nigga: I put an ignition military bomb in the classroom
White Emo Kid: Sweet!

by Big Fella 9000 October 17, 2019

military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.

“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”

by JuiceeJay February 4, 2025

Operation Military Rescue

The Act of a female soldier giving an injured male soldier a blow job during battle.

John: Hey ed, you ok? I heard your leg was blown off during the mission.

Ed: You heard that right John!!! Not only did I get my leg patched up she gave me an Operation Military Rescue in the process!!!
proceeds to be given the metal of honor the following day

by duckbrawl42 February 22, 2021

Military Dad

A balding, divorced middle aged dude who drinks too much beer and watches football with his other military bros. Does everything in his power to make the son be an exact replica of him, and his daughter an exact replica of his wife. 90% of Zoomers have him. But he is pretty cool ngl

My dad is a military dad

by Stupid Af July 24, 2021

military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023